12.16.2008

how to ruin a kids life 101.


Meet Adolf Hitler Campbell. He isn't the cutest kid in the world. Infact, he is down right frightening. But be is a baby...so you cant be mad at him for his name. However, you can be mad at is his parents. They named their other two kids JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell.

It's Adlof's birthday today. He is turning 3. And like an white trash family, his parents went to ShopRite for his birthday cake. Unbeknown to them...they would not be leaving with a birthday cake. Because ShopRite refused to make a cake with the name Adolf Hitler on it. 

"We believe the request ... to inscribe a birthday wish to Adolf Hitler is inappropriate," said Karen Meleta, a ShopRite spokeswoman.

Denied.

I always said that I would never give my kids ethnic names. I think it's a pleasant surprise when it comes to sending out your resume for a job (Tyler...Nathan...Peter...Jack...) and then showing up (gotcha b*tch). This is like 10 times worse. These parents deserve to catch a backhand to the face because this cake fiasco is only the beginning. How many schools do you think will willingly accept young Adolf and JoyceLynn Aryan Nation? How many holocaust history classes and black history months do you think these kids will get through without an ass whoppin? They might as well just lock the kid up for wife beating and tattoo swastikas on his chest now. It will save him some time and energy. They just ruined this kid's life before it even began.

F*ckin Pennsylvania.

VIA bossip

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