southside.

things to NOT do the Sunday before work:



-decide that you will celebrate the South Side Irish Day Parade in Chicago with the roommates (especially when they are clearly not working the next day, and you are)


-start drinking cheap whiskey out of a coke bottle at 9am in the morning while on a school bus going down to the south side


-continue drinking whiskey and cokes throughout the entire morning and early afternoon (at one point standing directly infront of a liquor store like a hobo)

-hop out of the bus on the south side, not knowing where you are or how, where and when you are going to get picked up

-bring your digital camera to a drunken parade, ensuring its timely demise due to 6ft drop to the ground via the hands of others

-stand in a line for the use of alley for public urination.

- take shots from the sketchy flasks of random people (also know as strangers) - bonus points if you dont ask what it is that you are drinking

-talk religion and beliefs to your roommate's friend from home (for the second time that weekend...each occurring after bouts of drinking)

- drunkenly spend $10 on Irish paraphernalia that you will never wear again ever in your life. Oh and don't forget that you purchased it off of some man's lawn

- finally get home at 4pm to merely take a nap and get up to go back out

- then stay out drinking and socializing until 4am knowing full well that you have to go to work in a few hours




NOTE: This is a full and complete list of things to do that will ensure you have the worst work day of your life. From me, to you. I almost puked 4 times while writing this blog.