Prostituted Thoughts.

10.07.2010

on repeat

i heard this song a few months ago. and finally have on my dancin machine (what i call my ipod)

OH. and where the F are these lyrics on the internet?. seriously internet? i cant find them. help!

How do you know your logo is bad?

When you are forced to make a microsite, inviting everyone and thier grandmother to redesign it. Shouldn't have touched it in the first place. Especially if you where just gonna spin a wheel, land on a sans-serif and but a gradient box behind the "p". I'm just saying. Whamp whamp.

Or maybe you figure out it was bad whe a third party creates a website that mocks your attempts at rebranding.....

VIA adfreak

Mmmmm, meatsoft served.

This is apparently what McDonalds nuggets look like before you purchase and injest them. Unfortunatly, it is still probably the safest thing to eat at McDonalds and....I'm a little hungry now.

VIA huffingtonpost

Beer Tub Portal.

This is what dreams are made of. Courtesy of Australia.

VIA adfreak

10.06.2010

Guys...need a lift?

Introducing male enhancement underwear by British designers, Marks & Spencer. Either the Brits have a serious problem when it comes to their men or...well, that's my only guess.

So, as it turns out....you can purchase manhood these days. Bigger bulge undies? Sure. Male firm butt lift? Yes sir. What about a nice manly chest???? Do you want it in black, white or grey?

VIA bestweekever

Covering October.

James Franco did that.

Ebony is doing cover remakes from the past. Check out more here.

Usher..."There is no competition"...Raymond. Yeah...that's how people loose thier jobs.

Professional Female Basket players actually look like girls? Whaaaaaa.....?

I mean...no chichi love on the cover of Harper's Bazar? Badass pics inside though.

GQ Russia. Naomi is still killin it (hopefully, not literally anymore).

Oh word, Jay Z???? I know a non-profit you can donate to. It's called "my loans".

What do you guys know about the bridal magazine for minorities? You just got educated.

Still cool. F*ck yall haters.

10.05.2010

Oh Word...foriegn airline. Sell that sh*t.

Listening to Lady Gaga as you review how to stay safe on the plane. I meant to post this, earlier. Sorry. And enjoy.

The Linkdown: Fashion Edition

1. The only thing more disturbing than a meat necklace, is an ad for meat necklaces. Blood stains on your underwear crotch? Really?

2. Lacoste Bike Helmets? Why yes, I do have one.

3. Coming Soon.

4. Nike running shoe, designed by and archetect....flyness.

5. This is a designer must-have. The CMYK wallet.

6. Jesus poses in the new J. Crew catalog. Holy Cardigans.

7. These fucking boots are aw-aw-aweeessommme.

8. Ok...here's some boots for you too, ladies.

9. And then in Russia, they have orgy shoes ads.

The Democrats have a new logo.: Holy Uselessness.

I mean....clearly I need to be a graphic designer is politics, cause this sht*t is weak as hell. It's basically a registered mark, that kinda reminds me of a donut, and simultaneously makes me me think about...not a goddamn thing. In this case, "Change", looks a little bit like 1984.

VIA theweek

The Umbilical cord Iphone charger.

Shits getting real weird, these days.

VIA worldsbestever

10.04.2010

20 Ballet Dancers on one stage.

Kanye performance....obviously. Kanye killed his performance on SNL saturday night. It's a direct pick-up fo the video....which is hot. Sure...we all hate, but this man delivers.

VIA dlisted

B*tches are Just Naked.

Virbramfivefingers.....The running shoe that has absolutly no technology. So the microsite, youarethetechnology.com is of two naked (athletic) people, not doing a damn thing as we read the copy off of thier bare bodies. I'm still a little creeped out by the toe shoes....but I the nudity was good enough to post about.

Honestly.....this site is just a wet dream. And yes, you can do the same thing above to the dude too. As you read the copy on the body, it's a little extra nakey when you are at work...fyi.

VIA adsofthworld