1. The last episode of Jersey Shore...was amazing.2. Journalism Warning labels. Genius.3. Garbage pickers on 14th street...you are too much.4. Craigslist post looking for a roommate whose Immortal Soul was not purchased by Steve Jobs.6. This is old new but poor Lawrence Fishburne, am I right? (and then Eva Mendes makes a sex tape).7. Peanut butter Sandwich or Stranger danger?8. The first rule of smash club, dont talk about smash club.9. Erykag Badu...looks like a Cockatoo. Not only is that true, but it also rhymes.