“Guys are douchebags and I hate them all. They don’t know how to deal with women and I feel that’s why the lesbian rate is going up in this country.” —Snooki
“She had summer teeth. Some are like this, some are like that.” —DJ Pauly D
“I don’t like tests, that’s why I didn’t go to college. Don’t test me, because I will fail a majority of the time.” —Ron Ron
I love the show and the cast for supplying these weekly. More so....I love Best Week Ever for summing them up on a weekly basis. Snooki still wins every week. Every...week.