1. Manhattan hotel perfect for "fucking in public." No, seriously, go get you voyeurism on.2. Apparently the perfect social network to let people know about your flow. And this is why I hate twitter.4. Crazy doctor puts out crazy ads. And somehow he still had patients....oh American.5. The 25 Douchiest Colleges in America. At #18, my college is the home of the marketing douche. What's yours?6. Mike Vick was graciously welcomed back to his career. Oh, to be loved.8. Thieves clean out apple store in 31 seconds. I would say I'm impressed, but they didn't grab any chargers or cases....and that's just bad planning. (p.s. doesn't the guard look like he is in on the heist?).