I have already talked about the new Ninja Assasin trailer, but I figured I'd show it to you performed my legos. Why? Well...why not? I recently had a discussion with a coworker inwhich he tried to tell me that in a fight, a Pirate could beat a Ninja. I have since labeled him as a "spreader of fallacy and rhetoric" and bumped him down on the social strata of office social conundrum. Warranted right?