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5.05.2009

How To: GET OUT OF JURY DUTY (or get arrested).

Meet Erik Slye. He is today's person of the day. He is from Montana (???). He was summoned to serve jury duty. And he was having none of it. So he wrote the judicial government back basically telling them to cut it the f*ck out.




Apparently you morons didn't understand me the first time. I CANNOT take time off from work. I'm not putting my family's well being at stake to participate in this crap. I don't believe in our "justice" system and I don't want to have a goddam thing to do with it. Jury duty is a complete waste of time. I would rather count the wrinkles on my dogs balls than sit on a jury. Get it through your thick skulls. Leave me the F--k alone.

This dude has some serious balls. He did almost get locked up. And here I thought I was the man some years ago, when I was in college and got called upon to serve my country in Massachusetts. I completely ignored them. I considered myself a New Yorker and after some quick math, decided that I did not qualify to be subject to someone elses crime. Ok, I admit it....I was scared as hell that I was going to get escorted by the secret service into a helicopter and shipped off to Askarban (wait...imagination mix up). But anyway, in the end...he was excused from serving. That's a win in my book. 

I kinda want to shake his hand. But I will never find myself in Montana...so that wont ever happen. Kudos from afar.

3.30.2009

The Linkdown.


1. Different, bathroom doors.

2. I want these. They don't get their own "i want" post because they are just socks (the most awesome socks ever).

3. 20 grand? On an anti-PETA poem. You know... some people call me The King too.

4. OMG...Stacey Dash is still, still hot! What is she...like 80?


6. The Obama Rap. And a good new blog find aswell!

7. The downturn of Padma's career. Over a burger.


2.24.2009

May I suggest a Recession Thank You Card.

Or is it a depression? As part of the every growing unemployment movement of 2009,you may want to consider a little thank you note for your boss, higher-ups and or family bread winners. With a dash of dark humor these cards are especially relevant to the ad industry today. 

I would know.

12.10.2008

The Douche Card.

a nice little gift choice for a special someone during the holidays seasons. I know a few people who need this sh*t...laminated.

11.15.2008

Inner city youth are gettin edumacated.

we are doing such a good job educating out youth here in the US. 


This is from a 6th grader. And for clarification...I believe he is referring to "Turkey Nuggets," not little black kids that drive trucks. 

It's sad...but funny because it's not me.

11.12.2008

“I do not have any money so I am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead.”

this is a real email sent to a bill collector. 
click here for the outcome. This guy is my hero.