The Linkdown.

1. Underwear that lets the boys hang out free (cause that's exactly what all men want).

2. Comedy Central has got themselves a new logo.

3. The preview shots to Kanye's new video are a little spooky. Dead girls lying all over the place. Fingers crossed for for zombie dance scenes.

4. No...fur real!

5. I find myself incredibly lucky that both of my parents are computer illiterate....but in the case that you need a flow chart to tell you whether you should accept your parents on facebbok, this is it.

6. Live animals at church nativity reenactments are NOT a good idea.

7. The truth about facebook. This is like the Disney phallic covers scandals all over again. Except completely expected.

8. Oh please, please, please.....I cant wait to get this cry baby as the speaker of the house. The world leaders will indeed gain even more respect for us (sarcasm).

9. Paper Fashion.

10. Fourteen actors acting!

Coming Home. Dirty Money ft Diddy.

Nice video quality. I see you Dawn. Oh yeah..I like the song too.

I'll practice my scales...alright.

Check out this website...the sexy notes. You wont regret it. I think they are trying to get me to buy something.....





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You know what you need?

A black patent leather ankle boot with Brogue detailing. If you wear it....they will come. It only cost $500.

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Floating in air!

Kurz und Schön opener from errorone on Vimeo.

This is gorgeuos and creepy at the same time. I'm loving it.

Dog Dominatrix Antics in Poland.

This is actually for a dog shelter. At Christmas time in Poland, I guess they send their dogs to dominatrix themed kettles over there. Eh....who am I to judge. However...this ad does raise the question "What do you think the 'safe word' is for canine that like a little kink in their lovemaking."

Wait what? Exactly.

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Where are they Now/Soul Train Awards 2010.

I know...usually I do a recap of the award show. Brief, but also indepth. But i would like to merge my recap with a throw back and then divide it by a Where are They Now (which I started years ago but never kept up cause it was alot of research). You see. Last Monday night....I decided to watch the Jets game with the gf (she's from the New England area ::caugh::booo::cough). But as football games tend to take forever to start, we started flipping channels, and we stumbled upon the 2010 Soul Train Awards. Trust me...I wasn't actively looking for it.

But a few nuggets before I get to the meat of this post:

Terrance (sketchy) Howard and Taraji (reminds me of my bfs highschool girlfreind) P. Hensen hosted the award show. And among the ridiculous antics they dreamt up, they decided to so a dance battle...girls vs boys (cause that's what black folks do). Below is the outcome.

And my response (as funny as it was), you are too damn old for skits like this.

Erykah Badu showed up out of nowhere looking like rag doll Oliver asking for more pourage. And then felt the need to clear up some facts via tweet.

Phew. Thanks for clearing up something so relevant that we ALL care about since your dive into obscurity. This is why I hate twitter.

And then Wold Blizter accepted the award on behalf of Eminem's best hip hop song of the year. Insert running black "they all look alike joke here." CNN's Wolf Blitzer , Dougie Fresh and Biz Mar Kee on the same stage?How can it get any better you ask? Wolf did the Dougie. Zinnngggg.

Now to the meat an potatoes. Ruddy and Olivia from the Cosby show.

Remember these cute little bunnies? Now I know....all kids must grow up.

I have even seen each one of them in their separate but equal venues. But they presented and award together at this year's show and my mind almost exploded.

1980's

Now:

I mean...come on. How old do you feel? F*ck.

The only good thing I get out of this realization of my age is that I may have found the following weeks hot chick.

Keisha knight Pulliam (aka Rudy Huxtable).

....which makes me feel kinda dirty, but what evs.

The End.

Stationary of Horror.

How awesome is this sh*t? Makes us creative types re-elavuate sh*t. This sh*t is so cool that I can't even forms words. I either need a new job....or I need more time. Damn....I'm jealous.

Agency: Jung von Matt AG, Germany

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So...true story.

I met this lady in real life. I was doing some hand casting (true story, remember). And she is as bizarre as she is here with Katie Kuouric. Wait....doesn't that mean I know Katie Couric through like 2 degrees of separation. She then opens up the whole world to me.......like, me a Lil Wayne are cousins.

But any way. I did infact interview this ladies hands. And needless to say...she didn't get the job. Who's the gate keeper now...bitches?!?!?

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LOST.

I bet you thought just because the show has been over for 6 like months....you wouldnt see anymore LOST posts. Well syck your mind. Sick stuff from illustrator Michael Myers.

Street Art.

Use your surroundings.

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Spidey meets Fashion (and a musical).

Photographer Annie Leibovitz went behind the scenes of the new Broadway musical Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark, (yes, Spiderman is doing to be a musical) directed by Julie Taymor with music and lyrics by Bono and The Edge, to shoot this fashion editorial for Vogue's December issue.

A brief description of the play....

"Drawing from over 40 years of Marvel comic books for inspiration, Spider-Man, Turn Off the Dark spins a new take on the mythic tale of a young man propelled from a modest rowhouse in Queens to the sky-scraping spire of the Chrysler Building, the bustling offices of the Daily Bugle, through the dizzying canyons of Manhattan, to new vistas never before seen.The musical follows the story of teenager Peter Parker, whose unremarkable life is turned upside-down— literally—when he’s bitten by a genetically altered spider and wakes up the next morning clinging to his bedroom ceiling. This bullied science-geek—suddenly endowed with astonishing powers—soon learns, however, that with great power comes great responsibility as villains test not only his physical strength but also his strength of character

AKA.....the comic book with music.

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"The Slick Seed of Life Logo."

The Gravity Defyer shoe. It has a sperm for a logo. It also uses little sperm letter to make up the "g" and the "d" in it's name...just incase you missed the sperm on the side of the shoe. It's ummmm super bouncy due to ummmmm, trampoline technology in the heal. And that's it.

Unless ofcourse you want to talk about the one and only press release they have titled "Gravity Defyer Logo Causes Pull Out." And then there's the full page ad below, which either shows how sperm-in-a-can proof the shoe is or....well, that's all I can think of it really meaning.

And walahhhhhh, The sperm shoe. Yeah...that's it.

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The Linkdown. I'm a Week Behind...in life.

1. Antismoking ads for soldiers look like this. Cause in sweden soldiers like to have sex. And they also use gun.....

2. Alicia Keys died for a cause. Unfortunatly, no one else did and it failed. Wamp wamp.

3. Unfortunately, history shows that as far as Jets/Pats games go, it's completely the opposite 9-year-old boy.

4. But as a New Yorker, this makes the loss last night not a little less painful.

5. Inception in real-time. My brain breaths a sigh of relief. Now I can move onto Harry Potter.

6. Lebron is in Cleveland.

7. If you thought For Colored Girls was visual torture. But somehow, I love her more....

8. Hair in your food? Send it back, unless its...art.

9. Babies cost a fortune. Use a condom. I'm sold.

10. R.I.P.

Explosions and Bras. Prt 2.

I lied before when I called Michael Bay a one trick (that trick being explosions) pony. He is actually a two trick pony. Michael has once again been enlisted to make a Victoria Secret commercial. What I love about it......Adrienne Lima is back in action....Word.

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