VIA trendland
12.21.2010
Cool Editorial.
VIA trendland
O'Reilly tells us about Jesus.
Ewwww, just intime for the holidays (in response to this). The scriptures apparently tell us to give tax cuts to the rich. Well ofcourse they do....
VIA mediamatters
12.20.2010
Movie Time: Good or Bad....their coming.
Battle: Los Angeles: What we need to do is... figure out a way to foil Daft Punk before they team with the Aline nation that chooses to use hand-to-hand combat to take over Cali. Take that...city of Angels.
The Smurfs: Yes. This is still happening. Put this up there with the Yogi Bear movie. And we can make a bon fire for all the classics to burn into complete and utter uselessness.Limitless: So let me get this striaght Bradely Cooper...the magic pill that you dont know a good damn thing about, was a bad idea????
Thor: So there's a new poster.....but did you guys here about the controversy surrounding actor Idris Elba (the Brit) about playing the role of a traditionally white Nordic God? This is a fictional comic book. And this is a fictional movie. But hh yeah...but this is also America.
The Tree of Life: It's true. At first you feel like you are watching a commercial. And then....whoops, Sean Penn. And then you dont know what the hell is going on.
Aliens vs Cowboys: Raise your hand if you feel like you just got a little bit stupider. Or is it more stupid?
VIA iwatchstuff
"Dont Waste your Sperm (on all those koalas)."
I'm guessing there is some type of lack of sperm epidemic in Australia. Because when a sperm donor clinic has to place an ad (an gross ambient at that)....there has to be a dire situation going on.
"A fertility clinic in Australia placed an ad in FHM that caused the magazine's pages to stick together. When unstuck, the pages revealed a woman posing in lingerie...The message being—donate it at the Repromed fertility clinic instead."
I don't want to be that creative that nit picks. But....being a man, I must point out a simple truth. Men don't jerk off into magazines. We are evolved biengs. We use high class apparatuses (apparati?) like....tissues. And....paper towels. And....well, bed sheets. Also, I wish the line was different. "Waste of sperm" is not the incentive to make a dude anonymously donate his sperm. Lack of money is. You'd be surprised what you'll do in college for a quick $300.
cough:: Not that I would know or anything :::cough:::
Agency: Jamshop, Adelaide
VIA adfreak
The Linkdown: My Gift yo You on Xmas.
1. Yep, that throwback just happened.2. And you thought you had a good time at your holiday party.3. Why fix the saggy pants craze when you can make money off of it. Introducing the man garter belt suspenders.4. I would like to that Santa for Megan Fox. That's it.5. Ok...I hate posting baby crap. But this some cute shit.6. Should guys groom their pubic hair? A winter discussion indeed.7. Playstation kinect gets kinky. It was only a matter of time.8. A NY Christmas.9. Top Google searched of 2010! Next year Im gonna be on this ish.11. The UAE doesn't quiet understand Christmas....but they spent alot of monay anyway.
12.17.2010
Creatives: Why we are crazy.
As you stroll the halls of an ad agency you often encounter people wearing baseball caps, wandering aimlessly and muttering to themselves. We call these people "creatives." They are the ones who make the ads. They are always confused. Here's why.
-They are pressured by their leaders to do "great" work. But when they do, they usually get reprimanded for not being "on strategy."
-They are encouraged to win awards. But when they do, they are dismissed as childish narcissists.
-They are highly paid, but rarely listened to.
-They are told that it's "all about the work" but come to learn that it's "all about the metrics" or "all about the relationship" or "all about the conversation" or "all about" whatever the cliche-of-the-month is.
-When they say advertising is an art, their clients say it's a business.
-When they say it's a business, their clients say it's an art.
-When they finally get something good produced, it fails.
-When they produce mundane crap, it works.
-When their friends like it, their clients hate it.
-When their clients like it, their friends hate it.
-They are encouraged to be collaborative. But the more people touch their work, the worse it gets.
-They are counseled against becoming prima donnas. But they see that the people who get good jobs are often disagreeable monsters.
If they weren't confused they'd be crazy.
I loose my mind atleast three times a week. However...I am not highly paid.
VIA KMBA
Dogs and the office Christmas party.
Sorry guys...crazy week. Not alot of posts....I hope this hold you over. Be back soon (if I dont contract alcohol poisoning at the office xmas party). Yes...in my mind, a cute dog youtube video inspired a booze joke.
VIA bestweekever
12.15.2010
Thor 2011.
What do we think? Im a big Marvel dork...but I must admit, I dont know jack diddly about Thor. Or his comic story....
VIA streetthing
12.14.2010
Dang Woodchucks!
I like this spot. Cause I'm a dork. I also know the answer to how much wood, a woodchuck can actually chuck. Do you?
Covering Dec.
It's weird to see Jason Stackhouse all cleaned up. Isn't it?
I personally cannot wait to go through the new security measures at the airport.
And I WILL choose the pat down. I've got no shame.
Keri is turning out to be a freak. And I like it.
Katy Perry does Bazaar. Least slutty picture I've ever seen of her.
Meh....Kanye. Meh.
Don't like the red wig (just my opinion).
Eve? Where'd you come from?
Pamela Anderson's 13th Playboy cover. How many times could her vagina have changed since the 5th time (and the porno tapes).
The cover makes seems to make the metaphor that Palin is missing pieces of her brain. Am I the only one catching that? Don't read the words. Just look at the cover. Haha, hysterical. Cause I completely agree with it.
Interesting idea. Shapes.
The Situation isn't the only one that can make a book.
Awwwwwww......Raven got her own cover.
She's all grown up now.
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