Wheetabix?

Cool spot. Check that one bear breaking it down :18. I want him.

Tom "FUcking" Ford.

This guy......every time. I swear.

VIA copyranter

Nonsensical Chart Toppers.

Life Lesson.

Think about what you do from all angles. Other wise....you get penis shadows.

Dexter's Back.

Never so happy to see people get killed.....

Vans...the light of my life.

Everytime I consider jumping on a band wagon of "types of shoes people are wearing at thetime," Vans pulls me back in. Holiday 2011: The Woessner Collection. Once again...in love.

Freelancer Freedom.

See more here.

Billboard of Deadly Germs. Let's do it.

Crack that ish open. And let's party.

Agency: Lowe Roche, Toronto, Canada

VIA broccolicity

Being Elmo.

"There will always people who say 'you might not succeed" or "you won't make any money with that,' all of those things will go away if you really focus on what makes you happy."

- Kevin Clash

Inspiration of the day: Follow your dreams.

Samuel L. Ipsum (let me take a second to be an ad geek).

Fuck Lorem Ipsum. Lorem Ipsum don't know anything about snack on planes or giant motherfuckin smart sharks attacking. It's time to upgrade to Samuel L. Ipsum.

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee."

The above is what I got. It's a whole lotta awesome.

VIA thedenveregoist and adverve

Draw a Stickman.com.

A few minutes of entertainment while the work week begins.

And they wont judge you for you lack of drawing ability.

Drawastickman.com

The Puss every Puss should smell like.

Puss in Boots (the Shrek spin off) pays homage to the Old Spice guy (cause we haven't had enough of those already). Did I ever tell you guys I met the old Spice guy? He was nice. Surround with chics seems a little uncomfortable when I approached him. But then I said "Way to represent man." We dapped it up. Exchanged numbers and have been besties ever since.

Ok the last part I made up. But I did meet him.

VIA adfreak

French Bulldog Puppies.

Friday cutenss. You are welcome.

No, Yes. Yes, No.

Sculpture by Markus Raetz.

The Linkdown: "Pee Like Man, now you can."

1. Women of the world....good news....equality is just a dildo shaped pee drain away. Thanks the norse gods of feminism and fertility.

2. Attention, novelty pets collectors of Miami. We know what your up to. Cut it out and take up jogging or something.

3. Another step to take the human out of humanity. I see you internet.

4. Rihanna for Emporio. I can't stand her accent, but this....this is ok.

5. Venini Tit Lights.

6. This is why PR agencies exist. Dear Netflixx Users....I messed up, is what you say to you parents (Mr. and Mrs. Netflixx) after a night in jail. See the Conana spoof here.

7. Manhatten Mini Storage...taking shots.

8. I would like to say that I tried really hard for this shot 2 weeks ago. My phone wasn't being cool. But THIS is my joke. I swear.....

9. Funny-ish spot involving George Clooney.