9.27.2011

Samuel L. Ipsum (let me take a second to be an ad geek).


Fuck Lorem Ipsum. Lorem Ipsum don't know anything about snack on planes or giant motherfuckin smart sharks attacking. It's time to upgrade to Samuel L. Ipsum.


"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee."

The above is what I got. It's a whole lotta awesome.

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