10.12.2009

OMFG PEOPLE OF WALMART


HAVE YOU GUYS seen this site? its so funny and gross, i didnt know what pic to choose for this post.

mj's new single

Hes's made it yall!!!!

speaking of lady gaga...



What a guy! such a cool pres we have. i love how he chuckles at his own jokes.

Poker Face. Lady Gaga....accoustic.



Im just glad she released the other version to the main stream. But a good job overall.... I guess. It gets a little weird at the end and Im pretty sure in the middle she was electricuted. But hey...kudos...

Halloween and Christmas.


Made me laugh. 

Sell The Vatican, Save The World.



This is a Faux PSA that I caught while watching Bill Mahr last Friday. It's a Sarah Silverman skit like thingy. So if you are not into Sarah Silverman (which I usually am not), save yourself some time. But if you find her hilarious...this is pretty entertaining. I mean...who really needs Vatican City anymore? I mean...we already got two Dan Brown books out of it.

“Who are you doing your show for?” 

"My audience. For ratings. I will admit it. Let me shock the world right here on NBC. I am doing my show for ratings. I want the largest audience I can get because that's how I can charge the highest advertising ratings — rates. Which means what else do I want? Money."


So....you're basically admitting that you don't care what crap your feeding the American public, as long as your getting a pay check. Isn't that nice?

VIA mediadistro

Remarkable.

It's an unremarkable thing,
this life I live.
I know people think their lives are special.
But who am I to kid.
I witness morning after morning, of nothing new.
Day after day, and nothing grew.
I meet person after person.
And they are all the same.
Sizing me up, figuring out my weakness
And then playing the game.
"Hello...my name is...what is it you do?
Let's have lunch...do me a favor....I'll be your friend too."

It's an unremarkable thing,
this blog I write.
Arbitrary and compact
As meaningless, but less impactful,
than my last literary plight.
My skill set is measured hourly.
And my mind is literally, for sale.
My limbs worry about copay.
And my wallet awaits the next bill.

It is an unremarkable thing. 
This thought I have.
That made me sit, in front of this screen.
And type so much about.
Where as in other parts of the world.
I suppose things far great are occurring.
But not to me. Nor the people I know.
So what's the use of caring?

It's an unremarkable thing, 
this life I live.
But with such an average past.
I have no choice but to go forward.
And let the rest go pass. 
Because who defines remarkable?
That still isn't very clear.
And that is why remarkable.
Can never be, just this here.

-shaun w

10.11.2009

Jameson.



I too would die for a barrel of Jameson.

VIA makethelogobigger

10.09.2009

10.08.2009

Hot Chicks: Paula Patton.

Actress. Model. Wife of singer song writer Robin Thicke.....Paula is wifey material on a stick. But she is also this weeks hot chick. Need more?

Just incase you weren't sure what you should be doing in bed.



Bedclothes by designer Vadim Cherniy

Life is Better. Q-Tip ft Norah Jones.



This is what's up. The video...the song. It's all whats up. 

VIA KMBA

Weaves sold Separately.


Toy giant Mattel, recently introduced the So In Style Barbie doll - the new black Barbie. Apparently these black barbies have wider noses, and fuller lips, and come in different skin tones. Now, I'm not a girl, but I can supply you with a story regarding black barbies. I was doing some Christmas shopping back in my grade school days. Christmas shopping back then consisted of our parents giving us money and dropping a group of us off at the local mall for like 4 hours. So I walk into K-B Toys, and I decide to buy my step sister a Barbie. It was a vast wall of Barbies, with occupations ranging from princesses to teachers to lawyers etc. All these inspirational outfits to spur the imaginations of young women across the nation. So I looking and I'm looking and I see a black barbie....and she's dressed in a McDonalds outfit. The only black Barbie in the store, was a McDonalds worker.

BOO-YAKA-SHA!!!! You cannot beat that.  

throwback thurs

Last night i went to the Hennessy Artistry party. and this lady came on stage. i love her so much, i never thought id see her perform in person.

Queen Latifah - UNITY



i took a lot of video. more to come later. enjoy!