The United Steaks of America.

Emmmmm.

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I'll do my part.

A new website claims that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. It's not true. But since when has that stopped anyone from saying and spreading lies via media outlets?

Have you figured out the point of the website yet? The parody site is called Glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com.

VIA SLOG

Falling for Fall.

Zimtstern "Leaves" from Zimtstern Snowboarding on Vimeo.

This past weekend pretty much spilled the beans on the fact that summer is coming to an end. And....I don't know about the rest of you but my favorite seasons are fall and spring, especially now that I have hair. Zip up hoodies....yes please. So this spot makes me feel all warm and tingly inside. 

Though I must say...watching kids snowboard without snow made me a little nervous.

VIA thendenveregoist

i like....

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Oh yeah....Jay Z has a new album.

Nice Raphsopdy spot. I think it just made me like that new song that's playing in the back drop. Get that money Jay....(as if you need it).

The Ice Cream formally known as "Heterosexual".

To celebrate the passage of legislation that legalizing gay marriage in its home state of Vermont, Ben & Jerry's is renaming its "Chubby Hubby" ice cream "Hubby Hubby." Now, product name changing is not a new revelation for this brand. When I lived in Boston, I recall a wonderfully delightful "Primary Berry" that was made for the DNC. It's now called "Strawberry Cheesecake". There was also "yes-PE-can" (which is of course Obama's version of Butter Pecan-who knew ice cream could take such a liberal political stance?).  What I want to do is really challenge this brand. Changing the name of your product, just a little only to change it back a few months later, is easy. What they never do...is change the product!

If they really wanted to support gay marriage they should've made another flavor to accompany the new name. While "Chubby Hubby" consists of pretzel nuggets covered in fudge and filled with peanut butter-all in a vanilla malt ice cream base, which is itself swirled with fudge and peanut butter. "Hubby Hubby" should taste like chilled penis.

Yeah...I went there. Sorry.

VIA B&J (<---- blow job)

Cute Pole Dancing.

Finally, someone your daughter can really look up to besides that hoe Barbie.

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Tasteless Ads.

Line: The tsunami killed 100 times more that 9/11. The planet is brutally powerful. Respect it. Preserve it.

So what the WFF is saying, is that the act of willful terrorism is in no way equal to that of a natural catastrophe. So it's better to give money to them than to commemorate a terror attack. And if we get our sh*t straight perhaps tsunamis will stop happening. Oh wait....that's not exactly how it works is it? Hmmmmmm. What is the point of this ad again?

Agency: DDB Brazil

VIA animalny

UPDATE: there's a video, and alot of other disgusting crap.

I dare you....

....not to "awwwwwwww." 

I mean, if you don't, you may want to see an excorsist. Cause this sh*t is cute as hell. Happy Labor Day  weekend!

But whenever I entertain the notion of quitting this thing, I end up going back to why I started blogging to begin with. I need to create, maybe bounce stuff off of others. (The whole "conversation" thing.) Its likely because my job, like many of yours, is a maddening exercise in kissing ass and shutting up, keeping a sharp eye peeled for the next bus someone wants to throw us under. We blog to vent, to entertain ourselves and maybe a few others, and to do the things we want to do that advertising and marketing won't ever allow. Nobody promised us a work-life that satisfied. That's why they call it work. We get a paycheck. We try to do our best. We can't forget that while we may have entered the "creative" side for loftier reasons, we aren't here to make art, but to make a living. Could my blogging time be used in a more productively creative way, like maybe woodworking or learning a new language? Absolutely. And I might just start building Spanish Adirondack chairs someday.

- Jetpacks

Holes in the Plot.

I wonder where all the nut jobs are getting thier opinions from? Hmmmmmmm....

dont eat me.

...but if you do. please chew slowly.

via youarebonbon

Stalking Your Seed.

Facebook, Twitter Revolutionizing How Parents Stalk Their College-Aged Kids

This parody may be funny. But it is exactly why my mom knows not what facebook is. I mean...she can barely turn her computer on, but still... the situation at hand, is larger.

VIA oneplusinfinty

Covering September.

Kanye has hit the gym....and surprise, the first thing he does is a mag cover so the world knows. 

Yeah....we get it. Your making another album. 

Rihanna covering Vogue Iltalia

Are all these girls the same person?

She's Back....it's not right, but It okay, shes gonna make it anyway.

Jay Z does Grown Up.

Jay Z was on HBO's Real Time by Bill Mahr last Friday (I know...late as hell, but I just saw it). Bill was kinda on Jay's jock the entire interview. But I forget sometimes that Jay Z is a grown ass man. He actually can do an the educated, entertaining and "saying something" interview. Check it out. You need like 20 whole minutes....but it's worth it. Find out a little about alot.