i mean...these are just good ads.

don't hate. you wish you made these. And so do I. 

As a kid, I use to think there was a monster lurking around under my bath tub drain. That's why I liked baths....because I (my parent) could cover up the hole to keep the water in. Upon unclogging, I also completely exited the bathroom before all the water left the tub. 

See...you learn a little about me, and I learn nothing about you- even trade.

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Whatever You Like. TI.

Awesome f*cking song. This is on serious repeat on Theo (my ipod).

Ok...so the video is very cliche. And very hip hop 90s. And why doesn't TI have credit...or atleast a debit card?

But the song is still hot though. 

Palin Porno...the script.

Pros Thoughts exclusive: Radar has unvieled Sarah Palin's new porn flick....and it's hilarious. 

(Open on the PALIN residence, Wasilla, Alaska. Evening. Governor SARAH PALIN is sitting on the couch, reading "all of the magazines." She is wearing a satin negligee and bunny slippers. Her luxurious brown hair is in a bun. Her glasses rest just so on the bridge of her nose. TODD is out of town on business. TRIGG is peacefully asleep upstairs. There is a firm knock at the door. PALIN puts down her reading material and goes to answer it.)

read the rest here.....

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pianist friend made of lights.

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you will regret it, if you do not click and read it. 

this is real. if you're into centaurs....which I may or may not be.....

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connecting with "joe six pack."

ok, I have to speak on the VP debates that occurred last night before I start reading other people's blogs and develop a bias. A few points.

1. Sarah Palin did very well. I know the whole Republican camp made a collective sigh of relief at 10:30 pm and patted themselves on the backs for pulling Palin from all her scheduled appearances to learn the script. Way to stay to the talking points Palin.  A player is only as good as his/her coach. She wanted to talk/connect directly with "Joe Sixpack and Hockey moms" across america- but I want to know what survey she conducted to find out the percentage of Americans named Joe, with six packs.  And she sure does know alot about energy. But lets talk about using slang to belittle your opponent. NaiviTAY is not a real word. And....is it nucular or nuclear weapons?

2. Gwen Ifill the moderator.  You are my hero. You Gwen, realized that this was a Q&A. Cut those b*tches off if their time is up. Tell them that they have not answered the question. Because....that's your job. Gwen...you are definitely the hot slut of the week. You are like Felicia Rashad wrapped up in the momma from Family Matters, with a side of Aunt Vivian from Fresh Prince (the first mom). You got swagger. 

3. What I really hate about the republicans approach in this debate is that they make completely simplistic a untrue accusation. Much like the Presidential debates, Palin would say "Obama voted against funding the troops in Iraq," and the Biden would say "That's absolutely not true." Their simplistic blanket statements are a strategy. They said it first and out loud, and sadly, there are parts of this country (especially those with family in the war itself) that will remember that...no matter the rebuttal or the complexity of the issue. 

4. There are a whole bunch of other things that caught my eye...but this is not a political blog. I think Biden did well. I think he is a stronger debater than Obama. He restrained himself. Made his points. But most of all...did anyone else notice how ridiculously awesome Joe Biden's smile was? I mean....it was mesmerizing. I think I will devote an entire post to how nice Biden's teeth are. I was sitting there while Palin was trying to talk sh*t, and Biden just smiled and I literally texted my girlfriend...."Biden has got a really good smile." Then I sent a follow up text that said "no homo."

I mean...look at that. How can you not trust a man with this nice of a smile?

photo source seattle times.

on race relations.

we aren't so different. 

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drinking and driving ads.

i kinda like these ...some work better than others.

*and in the last ad...I feel like they should've taken out the surfboard ankle band. 

Agency:  Lua Branca, São Paulo, Brazil

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circus nudity.

Forget scantily clad ladies in swimsuites and hot bare chested firemen....I know what you really want....

the Naked Clowns Calender 2008!

dont say I don't give you anything.

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a whole lotta celebs in one place.

this should work in theory. all these famous people in one place telling us the same thing. Do you see what they did there? They switched it up. You think they don't want you to vote, but then they really do....oh snap! Celebs know about sarcasm too. Oh yeah...and it's five minutes long. Oh, and they use d-lister actors and a few A-listers (from the 80's) to prove their point. Oh...and did I mention its five minutes long. What if you have ADD?

In the end...I am left thinking....I didn't even get to see my favorite celeb...I mean, were is Jennifer Lopez? If she doesn't care about voting, why should I?

Oh....and Halle Berry...still HOT! I already forgot who else was in it. I unfortunately have ADD.

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THai Ads.

I dont know the name of the agency...but in Thailand, they make some weird ass commercials.



"No, no...that's a transvestite." 

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P.S. I have a new label....W.A.S.....Weird, Ass, Sh*t. Appropriate no?

kitty wigs.

really though...is there any other way for your kitty to look puuuuuurfect!

buy here.

caution:

"Kitty Wig should only be used with human supervision, and introduced slowly. When not in use, the wig should always be stored in its pawproof case. Complete directions and safety warnings are included with every package. Please read them carefully and avoid unnecessary dangers."

Couric is cold as ice.

watch this (dad to the rescue).

now look at these stills.....

I'm not running for president, but if I were...I dont think I would be making the faces above as my running mate stumbles to answere ice cold Couric's questions.......

I'm just saying. 

I can't wait for tomorrow tonight!

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UPDATE: I think everyone should be able to have a little fun....now you too, can interview Palin. Exciting!

Another way to die. Alicia Keys and Jack White.

This is the new theme song for Quantum of Solace (the new bond movie).


Yawn. 

Alicia, how did you get mixed up in this boringness? Madonna is still on the top of my Bond movie theme songs.

obama the assassin.

the presidential debate was heated...but thank goodness no one got shot.