(let's rant)
if you ever wondered what the recipe is for a crap day...it is as following:
Miss information. When one comes into work thinking that he or she is going to have a half day, has planned their entire day around that fact, and then is informed that the market indeed will not close early, therefor causing a full day of work for everyone in the office. This is ingredient one.
Snow. Everyone who is grown up truly knows what this means. The magic that was once, snow falling from the sky causing the child inside to light up like a pre-boxed, lights included christmas tree is over and done with. Snow is no longer something that causes you run outside with your mouth open to the sky. It is the devils breath. Hazardous to the daily commuter and worst of all...a sure way to ruin a good pair of dress shoes.
1/2 assed Holidays. Like say the celebration of a new year. Wha ho ho...the digits at the end of the number 2000 are going to change. Lets get all up in arms about it, and drop a duffel bag of monopoly money from the sky. Well, perhaps this would be celebration worthy, if I had plans or even the incling of a prospective good time. All I see in my near future is a burrito, a bottle of merlot and a night of the Office season 2 on DVD. Fortunately, I do get to save the streamers until next year...you know with inflation and all.
Well, lets get this day out of the way.
Happy New Year!
May it bring you a renewed sense of apathy and heavy make-out sessions.
Luv~
shaun
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