Calling the President Names 101.

‘Well the Republicans should have done this or they should have done that,’ they will hold the president responsible. Now, I don’t even want to have to be associated with him. It’s like touching a tar baby and you get it, you’re stuck, and you’re a part of the problem now and you can’t get away..."

- Doug Lamborn Republican Representative of Colorado

This, ruined my day.

The Linkdown: Two Natural Disasters Down.

1. Awesome Zombie themed engagement.

2. You have not seen anything, until you have seen the promo for the most Manly Christian Conference ever. Thou Shalt...beat Your Brother to a Bloody Pulp in the ring.

3. Guy Richie loves slow motion.

4. Cash Rules Everything Around Me.....secret messages hidden in your money.

5. I want to own this clock.

6. A child abuse ad that will surely make you feel uncomfortable.

7. Abercrombie is taking action to stop Jersey Shore promotion. That's the situation.

8. On the candidate Rick Perry.

9. Someone finally put Naomi Cambell in her place.

100 Years of Style in 100 Seconds.

VIA designyoucantrust

Hot Chics: Ashley Sky.

It's been awhile since I've posted one of these huh? Well....when I make a come back, I make a comeback. Ashley Sky. Dudes....you are welcome.

Christianolution.

This is why the children of America are so confused.

VIA thecertifiedbullshittech

A Twitter Ad?

People are making money off these natural disasters.

VIA copyranter

The Premature Ejaculating Irene.

Irene’s birth to death in 18 seconds. This video is almost as long as the actual hurricane. I'm officially renaming Irene Hurricane, Hurricane Whamp whamp (you owe be survival money, don't let me see you on the street).

'Nough said!

"Good day to You Kind Sir."

Forget what you’ve heard about first impressions; it’s the last impressions that count. Last impressions — whether they’re with customer service, an online shopping experience, or a blind date — are the ones we remember. They’re the ones that keep us coming back. But there’s one kind of final impression that people seem to forget.

Ever worry about the closing line of you email? No? Me niether. It usually depends on how much I've written before hand. Or how sober I am. But sometimes I feel a little British and I say "Cheers." I blame that on my Bermudian half. But other times I end it with a "I'm Gonna Get You Sucker," but that's a recent thing cause I just watched the A-Team movie.

But if you are of more the sensible type, this is an interesting little read.

VIA swissmiss

NYC Evacuation Zones.

I'm a little late, sorry...I was part of the 99% of New York that toke to the streets for Hurricane specials (Hurricanes for the Hurricane). Working map here. I will say though....if you are reading this on your couch and you are in Zone A. Ride that wave, man.

Imma get back to drinking.

VIA swissmiss

F*cking Poor People.

Class Warfare - Warren Buffett vs. Wealthy Conservatives
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Throwback Thursday

A-Z with McDonalds.

McDonalds sells itself completely differently across the pond. It's not about 20 piece nuggets over there. The Brits are always trying to out do us.

Agency: Leo Burnette London

VIA thedenveregoist

NYC Earthquakeepocalypse 2011.

In the wake of the devastating 2011 earthquake I just thought I'd share a few tweets.

I dont know about you all, but my office deemed it safer to go to the bar than stay inside working. God Blesses Everyone.

Tatted Princesses.

Naive innosense never look so badass.

By artist Illustrator Timothy John Shumate.

VIA thaeger

The Civilized Black Man.

Copyranter posted this ad on his blog asking if it was racist. What do you think? There are other executions with other "races."

My opinion.....well, I am biased as I sport a natural afro and facial hair AND I wear it to work. Does that make me uncivilized? Not so much of an issue of race as it is a lack of cultural understanding. Or maybe they understand american culture just enough. The implication, I think reflects the American standard for an acceptable black ale in the work force. For thier next trick...Nivea will replace gold grills with real teeth and turn video hoes into video ladies.

VIA copyranter