One thing Milk doesn't do.

Conjure Green lantern rings from across the universe for you (the milk drinker) to turn into a super hero. Nope. Doesn't make sense does it? ::side eye::

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Dom Mazzetti Vs. Memorial Day Weekend

This, is why we watched Jersey Shore in the first place. No one cares about their personal lives...just be utterly ridiculous and useless please.

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High Fashion Inspiration.

Photographer Joel Rhodin

Advertising that makes you say "Whoa!"

I mean....

Agency: Ogilvy, Dublin

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Whiskey.

Man up. Drink whiskey.

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SNL Digital Short. The Golden Rule.

Loved when they were "knocking boots". Genius.

I tell you what's not ok....

...seeing thier legs. It ruins the whole experience, if you ask me.

I could've lived without knowing that Miss Piggy has Kankles.

The Link Down.

1. Rapture fail.

2. United seems to have forgotten that Ground Zero and planes....do not go hand in hand.

3. It must be nice to be so famous and rich, that it doesn't even matter how crappy your song is. But still....crazy perfomance all-in-all.

4. If Theo Hucktable just waited 20 years...

5. Holy 500-foot-tall Christ.

6. Joan Holloway puts an end to the rumors.

7. Conan has a movie coming out. Inwhich he asks us all to feel sorry for him after the fact. Eh, I'll netflix it.

8. This isn't awkward.

9. "Where are all the black people?" And before you get too snarkly...they mean, in advertising.

R.I.P. Macho Ranch Savage.

God has no idea...he is gonna have to tap out when you are done with him.

Diesel Island.

If you must keep the stupid theme going....I guess you really have to commit. They are funny.

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That was Awkward.

It was almost like....they lied to us.

rapture is coming-Get your last humpings in!

hi all, in addition to shaun's lovely music video playlist below, I came up with one of my own.

ENJOY. i hear this thing is all happening at 6pm EST? WTF? OMG? or should i say OMJ- oh my jesus (did i really have to write that out?) WWJT? what was jesus thinking.

SO get your last humpings in.

Why i picked these songs

1-3. Rapture in the title. (3 is a personal fave)

4. we were out of time then and i guess we are now.

5. says it all

6-10. Alive in title (+ 6 is off THE END album)

11. Noone Ever Really Dies (sidenote-i didnt know noone was one word) hahahha

Raptored.

The End of the World.

You guys may not have heard (unless you live in NY where the crazies remind you every day). But the world is gonna end tomorrow. Which is kinda inconvenient because I am gonna be out of town. But enough about me. It's so selfish. I put some thought into somethings that could help us through this rough time. Three thoughts...to be exact.

1. First some music, to get us in the mood:

In the End. Linkin Park.

I Will Survive- Gloria Gaynor. In this case...you'll hope you don't survive.

R.E.M. It's the End of the World as we know it.

Till the World Ends. Britney Spears. If we all have to go underground....lets hope it's more exciting than this video.

The Doors. The End, No comment....

Busta Rhymes. Gimme Some More. But...we also want to keep it positive. Also, this song was on an album called...Extintion Level Event. Coincidence? No.

2. Zombie Preparadness 101:

They say...the dead will come back to life. That means (drum roll please), Zombies. You know I love me some Zombies. But everyone...may not know how to handle them

as well as I do.

Everything you need to know...(if you didnt read the Zombie Survival book---me).

3. The Apocalypse could simply be refering to....

And if it is....This would be the simple solution.

5. But on the flip side....maybe the end of the world wouldn't be s

o bad.

6. And if all else fails.

Here's a tumblr site that racks the Victoria Secret Angels. You have several hours to get your fill.

Ok, that's all I got for now. You should at-least be feeling....a little bit better. If not....get to praying. See you later (maybe).

Durex makes business cards.

And they are gross like this.

Imagine if it spilled all over the rest of your cards?

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