Prostituted Thoughts.

1.14.2011

For Mom....

That is a bargain though.....

VIA thedailywhat

Rocketeer. Far East Movement.

From the same guys who brought you "Like a G6." Who knew that they were actual musicians. Diggin this track!

1.11.2011

Covering Jan 2011.

This cover speaks volumes. I'm just saying.

Just a reminder about what happened last time (and will possible happen again tonight).

And I love a good head line.

Haterade.

Awww....don't you just want to get a tattoo of this kid on your thigh?

A few quotes from Snookie new book.

Eh...why not.

Vogue makes fun of falling runway models, just like we do.

This one.

Cause we were all confused by your sexuality before.

Every 2010 Vogue cover, on one. Very cool.

Ok, so these have been on my desktop since last year.....some it's more like Covering Dec 2010. Just deal with it, ok.

The Yogi Bear Movie: Alternate Ending.

I would go see it if it ended like this. A brother (bear) has got to make that money.

VIA thesmokingjacket

1.10.2011

Insults.

"The day I need a friend like you, I'll take a squat and shit one out."

And when your done with this...here are the other 100 greatest.

1.07.2011

Roses.

See more of these fair flowers here. Gorgeous stuff. By Aleksey Marina.

"Oh wow...."

"Oh wow..." is the only thing I could say when I found this gem on KMBA. At first I thought it was an ad for a sex shop. Then I read the copy....and I was utterly confused. But after reading....

"It's part of a self promo package (no pun intended... seriously) developed by Argentinian agency NNSS. The link I found was old, but the agency still has this work featured on the home page of their website (just scroll down a bit when you hit the page). They were/are trying to take advantage of favorable exchange rates between the Argentine peso and the US dollar, the Euro, and many Asian currencies. I guess the message is something like, "the same 60 euros that will ONLY buy you a blue dildo in Europe will buy you a well-hung black guy with a funny haircut in Argentina. What a bargain!" Nothing like a favorable exchange rate to make a brother more attractive to a global audience."

It's about the European exchange rate? Really. So it wasn't enough comparing a dildo to living person. And it wasn't enough outlining that person's package to an almost NSFW level. And then he's a black dude? I get it...I truly do. Capitalize of the myth (in some cases...if you know what I mean **wink***) of the large black penis. But atleast if it was just a sex toys ad, they would just be saying that getting the toy would just be cheaper that the man. And the only comparison to the man and the toy would be largeness of the pelvis area.

But no....when you bring money into it, you are actually comparing the worth of this African American man, with that of a blue dildo. No matter who wins in the long run, the fact that the comparison takes place is offensive. FACT. Pour it on there, Argentina. Your dark skin people must love this shit, cause in America....they would be on your ass.

VIA KMBA

1.06.2011

today we evaluate...

After two previous mixtapes that went unnoticed, here is one you have to download. The self-proclaimed Savior of Carolina is working it on these tracks. As a fan of hip hop- I dont care where you (the rapper) came from, how poor you were, how much money you have, how much ass you get. What i want is a good story, original rhymes (and i dont mind the occasional line or melody from a throwback), a great flow, fantastic diction, and clever syntax.

"you call it rhymes I call it clearing out my mind
was just a young boy staring out my blind"

Most songs i like sound like early kanye, not the rhyme but the produced track. Which i have to say this is the only fault i can find from these tracks. Although, I am a sucker for old school samples; I mean to bring Aaliyah back with J.Cole --- thats fucking hot.

"Back to the topic-actually forgot it
Hoes, money, I’m the shit… oh yea I’m reminded
The way I put the words together cleverly align them"

out of 5 thoughts i give it 4 thoughts.

Must listen to:

In the Morning, Best Friend, You got it.

download the mixtape here

So you though YOU were a fan.

Now you're gonna have to one up her....get Jacob likeness on yout face. Go!!!

VIA bestweekever

Diesel's Fresh and Bright Super Heros (with bottomless wallets).

When in doubt....porn them out. I could care less about this. What I want to complain about is why Diesel thinks they can sell underwear for $26. For one damn pair???

If I ever purchases one pair of undies for over $20, you all better watch the f*ck out. Cause I will be wearing them for atleast 2 weeks straight (that's 3 packs od Hanes-including weekend wear...inwhich changing is negotiable). Starch stench...I'll be.

VIA deisel

The Sweater Belt.

Manly goodness. Again.

Im sorry, I just can't get enough.

VIA thedailywhat

Rio has got themselves a BIEN Olympic logo.

So people are talking sh*t about the new Olympic logo for Rio in 2016. But I find it...very appealing.

There is a whole lotta hoopla on this site, about how the interlocking hands are drafted from the outline of the most famous mountains in RioRio de Janeiro...whap, whap, whap whap. I think this accurately describes it the best

In contrast to the much debated/hated Wolff Olins identity of the upcoming 2012 Summer Olympics, the Rio 2016 emblem is a traditional take on Olympic identity: a single icon that represents all kinds of Olympic spirit goodness while somehow representing the local visual culture.

And that's that people. Our business is all about opinion and you may not like the simplicity/unoriginality of the idea that is "people holding hands", but in the long run the icon is basically the very definition of what makes a logo. One visual, that has multiple different meanings. It's thought out, well executed, clean, balanced and...looks like it came from Rio (which is the point I believe). I'm not even gonna bring up what london did (ok, I lied), but this....is like 85 times better. I just hope their mascots somehow depicts drug smuggling and kidnapping. I know...I ask for alot.

In other logo related news....Starbucks has a new logo. They have FREED THE SIREN. I really do love talking about the Olympics.

Shaun. Out.