12.23.2010

A Stella Christmas.

Santa's driving drunk this year. Don't bring no sloppy ish to my house Nicholas. Thannks Puerto Rico for the warning.

Agency: Eje Sociedad Publicitaria, Puerto Rico


12.22.2010

Creepy Santa: Nicholas was....

39 Degrees North: Christmas Card 2010 from 39 Degrees North on Vimeo.


I knew it, I knew, I knew it......

As a kid, I use to try and tell people that this man could not obviously like doing this each and every year. It seemed more like a chore to me. And low and behold, now that I am an adult...it turned out to be, another chore. And I only have to get like 6 gifts. I'm just glad Santa thought (was cursed into it) so to.

Zombie. Fela Kuti.


So...you'll have to excuse me. I just took the parents to the Broadway play FELA...and I have been playing the soundtrack on replay since. Which is something I do (you shoulda saw me after I saw Mary Poppins on Broadway- the movie, of which is also my favorite thing ever). Anyway, the play is about the Nigerian revolutionary activist/singer Fela Kuti and his life...more or less. That's all I'm giving you, cause this isn't a wiki page. The play itself, it's pretty good. The older folks love it.

So...I guess this is my cleansing. And it's about time this blog went just a little global. Pure africo beat (with a message). That's right...I'm cultured b*tches!


12.21.2010

A Separate Reality.





Awesome paintings by Alex Andreyev.

Irina Shayk for GQ Spain.




The end.
Apparently GQ photoshopped her cloths off. And the problem would be....

The 365 days Emoticon Calendar.


Fill it in yourself. Nice thought.

Every Zombie Death in "The Walking Dead.



Great show. Great video. I love Zombies.


Watch, "I've got no hands."

No when people ask you for the time...you can say. "Yes, I do have the time...but I still can't help you...sorry." I love it.

A Christmas Song from Kanye.





I live in Harlem. But I will not be playing this song at all this season. Lol. Maybe it grows on you or something....but I'm not impressed.

VIA antiquiet

Snooki likes nuts.




Keep making that money Snooki. See some other semi famous people go on and on about Pistachios. My opinion...."meh." It's definitely not as good as the Emeralds nuts campaign. Nut vs Nut.


Electric Screwdriver Wine Bottle Opener.


"The Bosch IXO Vino is a cordless screwdriver with a very special attachment. Specifically, a corkscrew that allows you to open wine bottles. That's right, you can pass this puppy off as a fancy wine opener. Otherwise, it's a pretty nice little screwdriver with a lithium-ion battery for cordless operation. Unfortunately the $63 price tag seems a bit salty for what it does."

Genius Christmas gift....if you are still looking.

Cool Editorial.


An editorial called “Cut & Paste” by Damien Blottiere featuring all Calvin Klein pieces


VIA trendland


O'Reilly tells us about Jesus.



Ewwww, just intime for the holidays (in response to this). The scriptures apparently tell us to give tax cuts to the rich. Well ofcourse they do....


VIA mediamatters

12.20.2010

Sneaker Swag: For the Ladies.



Ladies....you know what you need to do.




Movie Time: Good or Bad....their coming.


Battle: Los Angeles: What we need to do is... figure out a way to foil Daft Punk before they team with the Aline nation that chooses to use hand-to-hand combat to take over Cali. Take that...city of Angels.

The Smurfs: Yes. This is still happening. Put this up there with the Yogi Bear movie. And we can make a bon fire for all the classics to burn into complete and utter uselessness.



Limitless: So let me get this striaght Bradely Cooper...the magic pill that you dont know a good damn thing about, was a bad idea????

Thor: So there's a new poster.....but did you guys here about the controversy surrounding actor Idris Elba (the Brit) about playing the role of a traditionally white Nordic God? This is a fictional comic book. And this is a fictional movie. But hh yeah...but this is also America.


The Tree of Life: It's true. At first you feel like you are watching a commercial. And then....whoops, Sean Penn. And then you dont know what the hell is going on.


Aliens vs Cowboys: Raise your hand if you feel like you just got a little bit stupider. Or is it more stupid?