Office Emails.

Someone sent this little tidbit through my work email anonymously. I found it nestled in between warnings to do my time sheets. And you know how you get those advisory emails from the IT people? That's what I thought this was until I got into the body of it.

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling our lives {The Boss}.

It's cute. And it enforces alchoholism. So I posted it.

If Lost Were Baywatch.

VIA buzzfeed

Oh YES !!!!!

IPAD Spot.

I feel morally obligated to continue showing spots on this blog of apple products that are created simply to make those apple products we currently own, obsolete. Above, is yet another spot that focuses on fingers being fingers. Just remember, those same fingers will be the one's that have to hand over your VISA card to a stranger and then-in a split second...cost you $600.

Enjoy.

VIA techiebuzz

Why being a Super Hero isn't so Super.

Check out this post on Afrojacks. It's a brief look at some of our favoritt heros and why thier live might not be as cool as we think it is. It covers everything from personality disorders to color blindness. Here, I'll wet your whistle with the first one.

Why his life seems awesome: As the leader of the X-men, Cyclops gets to command a team of demigods in spectacular fights against their enemies while shooting colorful death out of his eyes. That and bone Jean Grey – and you KNOW she has to get freaky with that telekinesis bit of hers.

Why it’s not: Cyclops is basically colorblind. When he doesn’t have that protective headgear on, Cyclops has to keep his eyes closed. Otherwise he risks turning the local nursery into a smoldering pile of sorrow with his laser vision. The only way he is able to see is through a special pair of goggles, which in almost every incarnation of “X-men” are of a red tint. This logically means Cyclops can only see the world in a constant shade of red, which is actually worse than regular colorblindness.

Of course colorblind people can still lead exciting lives full of sex and gratuitous violence, but for someone in Cyclops’ position the ability to discern between colors seems somehow necessary. For piloting the X-men plane for example, or even recognizing the enemy.

Besides that, Cyclops will never truly enjoy a movie, a clear blue sky or the calming sight of a beautiful winter landscape. To him the entire world is constantly bathed in blood.

Now...I was never a real fan of cyclops. I'm more of a Gambit type of guy, but coloblindness does suck giant balls. Think about it, he could never quit and get into the design business. It must be a b*tch making sure his cloths match. And perhaps the most disturbing part of it all....he can never enjoy a 3-D movie. Avatar....useless.

See more sad super heros here. I wonder if you have to pay taxes if your a super hero.

VIA steelcloset

Videophone. lady Gaga ft Beyonce.

Gaga drops a new video on us. It's not as weird as the last one. But it's kinda long...for no good reason. Beyonce is in it. And she still cant act. And then Tyrese is in it. Which doesn't really make any sense to me. Oh...and that dance scene in jail .....was that suppose to be Gaga's "ha HA world, I dont have a Penis moment?" Cause Im still not convinced.

Love on Uneven Paper.

Check out card board love. Little tid bits of love positivity written on cardboard. Why not make a website for it. I like the coffee one. Except, I don't love coffee in the morning...I need it.

VIA fffound

I Wish It Would Rain. Mayer Hawthorne.

Soulful white dude. I see you man.

Astrology Genius by Harvey Sid.

This is from another time. Im not sure which one, but it's def a Throwback Thursday bonanza. I'm a gemini. Never goods thing to say about my sign. Ehh...

VIA ignoredprayers

TMI Ads.

Rule of thumb. If you are making a headline driven ad....you should probably figure out a way to not be insulting before the ad leaves the agency. Especially when you are talking about Vaginal Tightening Cream. And you are using magenta.....

VIA copyranter

...it doesnt matter.

Speaking of Alice in Wonderland, did you guys see the Original movie from 1903? Like before Disney and Tim Burton got their hands on it...

VIA ihateyoulovebb

Mad Men Toys (breast not included).

Word on the street is that Mattel has announced that they will be releasing a special Mad Men inspired line of Barbie dolls, including Don and Betty Draper, Roger Sterling, and Joan Holloway. I'm not sure why they are leaving everyone else out, but it's good to know that an entire up and coming generation will be embracing the values of the 60s.

SIDENOTE: Where are Joan's massive boobies??? Infact..her figure is all wrong.

VIA bestweekever

Logorama.

Remember when I made the pitch for Granny O'Grim to win the Oscars for animated short? Will, it didn't. The one below did.

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by Festival-Mecal

See the whole short film here. Definetly worth a watch.

VIA ifitshipitshere

The Real vs. Fake Ad.

BMW takes a page from the stunt ads out there (think Kobe Bryant jumping over a moving car for basketball shoes). Dude, this has "viral" written all over it. . Commence argument in the comments section below.*

*JK, I know my readers. You guys dont come here to type. Just coast.

VIA agencyspy

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