Coldest Winter. Kanye West.

Innnntereeesssttinggg.....

I might aswell post it now.

So I have be collecting these Google main page images like a pack rat for the past 2 weeks. I figured I'd post them....you know, since the Olympics are coming to and end.

All in all....really nice graphic stuff. Google is getting really good at this. And I'm impressed. There...I said it.

Kid Voltron.

"These kids hate what is being done to them...

and one day they will get their revenge."

One of many awesome picture from a site I just discovered called I Hate My Parents. I cannot wait to do this to my kid. Ewwww, if they only knew the unending potential. They can thank the 90's. Ding. Ding. Ding. Let the brainstorming begin.

Cute Puppy Alert.

VIA WAS

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Monica. Everything to Me.

Monica (yep I'm talking about monica on this blog) just dropped a new single that samples a very well known song from the 80's that my momma use to play on repeat.

Deniece Williams. Silly.

vs.

Monica.



No normally, I would ask...who did it better. But it's not that type of blog post. I want to chronicle Monica's career for a second or two. Remember the early 90's? Blissful, right? Remember the first album, Miss Thang. Yeah...I owned it. I use to crank the song "Angel" on full blast and sing out loud like I was a girl. Dont Take it Personal was the epitome of how hip-hop/r&b was made in the 90's. Monica was young. The song's weren't deep...cause she hadn't experienced life yet. But she could sing.

Then she got classy (and sexy) in the late 90's. She was dropping tracks like Angel of Mine and Street Symphony. Remember when she completely out sang Brandy on her own track? Monica is a true and talented singer. Then...she kinda disappeared from the mainstream. She had a few club songs. But she kinda fell into the underground circuit of R&B singers, singing to a niche. Sure, I heard a person here and there who would promote her new album, so I knew she was still around. But everything I heard from her all sounded the same. With an array of weaves and "I'm going clubbing shirts", she let the world know she was a southern girl (and a little hood at that). Then she dropped that sh*t with Keiysha Cole. And to that, I say "Hell Naw." I mean....Keiysha Cole hasn't made a memorable track since her debut song "Love" (in my opinion) and I'm pretty sure that was a fluke. So that collabo was a real bust, as well as the song.

And here we are today. She is making music like the video above. And it's brilliant. The song is well put together. She sounds great. She look's hot (giant side weave and all). Not to sure about the stalker themed video, but overall Welcome Back Monica *finger crossed* for your new album. And I just wanted to write a throwback blog post about Monica. Now we patiently await the return of Brandy.

That is all. 

Isreal, the small Penis of Travel Destinations.

And this translates into a positive thing how? Are you saying that everyone who goes there has a small penis? Or are you saying that going to other countries makes you have a bigger one. See the details at Agency spy. Not sure how legit it is....but on the bright side, I got to use the word Penis in a head line. Boyakasha.

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Second Time Around.

The first one scared the be-jesus out of me as a kid....but this time I'm a grown up. So bring it on. Side Note: I never knew Freddy had a pretty strong jaw line. In Europe...he could probably model.

VIA iwatchstuff

Hump Day: If.

Hump day is taking you back for a dance off. There was a time....I knew this routine.

Damn , France.

"The campaign, he said, is to convince young people that smoking is instead 'an act of naïveté and submission.' He continued: 'We can’t be tepid on this subject, we have to hit hard. We are working against years of myth on the basis of films and stars, and we fight against this with zero euros.'

I swear. Other countries be getting away with some crazy ass sh*t in the ad making game. Preteens giving blow jobs to middle aged men as an hyperbole for smoking. The Line: “To smoke is to be a slave to tobacco.” I'm not even sure I get what they are saying. Is giving blow jobs similar to slavery. Cause if so......________. The image by itself reads like your just doing this dirty old man a favor. I dunno. 

France went hard. They might have missed. But they went hard. 

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Shaun Haikus: Vol3

On Doing Taxes

Doing taxes blows

Big chunks of clam chowder soup,

Brought up by vodka.

Carry Out. Timbaland ft JT.

I think it's about time we had a new Justin Timberlake song to over-saturate the market.

I still count myself as being a mature adult.

I really tried not to post this. But it's just too funny. 

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The Linkdown: Done on Lunch Break.

1. Gay Rugby Team ad...is funny.

2. Hillary Duff (already ashamed I mentioned her on this site) get's proposed to. Upon acceptance....she rewards graciously.

3. Naomi Cambell does good, for a good cause.

4. Someone is upset that he didn't win GOLD in the Vancouver Olympics. So what did he do? He invented a new type of metal. B*tch Move.

5. Reverse Racism in advertising

6. First Oprah. Now the Dali Llama. Wifi must be booming over in Tibet.

7. Fuck the Sharktopus. Time to get Jurassic on the shark hybrids.

8. Finding the G-Spot is just a click away.

9. Fashion Forward? I don't know...but definitely fashion upright.

Because I miss The Jersey Shore.

Trash TV just isn't the same without it.