Zach Galifianakis Lights His Joint On Bill Maher’s Show.

Don't completely agree about weed being legal. But this is crazy. Smoking on tv......damn. He just won so many points in my book. I might even see that silly movie he's gonna be in with Iron Man.

You know...we dont have enough drug posts on this site....

VIA broccolicity

The Linkdown.

1. 10 (count it 10) videos of grown men screaming like little girls. Always funny.

2. The the most thoughtful/suckiest gift ever. Do me a favor...when in doubt, buy me a pair of jeans- always a win.

3. Veloceraptor season is here. Are you ready?

4. Rev Jackson is sick and tired of how advertisers boycott urban communities. This just in Rev Jaskson....the advertising idustry could care less.

5. The Marriot says Rape is your fault ladies. Maybe you should know martial arts and dark alleys wouldn't be so dangerous. Ok, the last part I made up. 

6. Mad Cocktails for Madmen (and women...I guess).

7. High Fashion Mortal Kombat. 

8. 90% of US currency has traces of Cocaine all over it. Rolled up dollar bills to use drugs is allegedly what Americans are good at. 

9. But when all is said and done, atleast we don't have legal cocaine bars....I'm sorry, lounges. 

10. Ok, first blog rule ever.....DONT CALL PEOPLE SKANKS. Apply this skanky rule to your skany skank lives, you skanks.

A Holy High.

Line: Does it matter how you achieve your Spiritual High? Join the Discussion. 

This ad from the United Church of Canada(???) will make god angry. Or at-least...his earthly  ambassador and their robed pedophile army. Not that I have an opinion on organized religion or anything. I'm sure this is much more of a discussion hotline or something completely organized and thought hindering. Still...the art is to die for (that's a double entendre, right there-maybe even triple). 

VIA KMBA

I Want It: Druggy Mario.

A graphic t-shirt I actually really want. And since I have a phobia against graphic t-shirts in general, that is saying alot. 

The Linkdown.

1. Finally. The Crack App. Models around the world are confused.

2. I just dont know who to believe anymore. 

3. I'm famous...well, my blog is. Well...

4.Old men fighting! You must watch it....it's hysterical.

5. Giselle poses with black guys. Interracial porn?

6. Afghanistan doesn't really understand Swine Flu. But then again...neither do we. 

7. DISNEY mind blowing....starts here. 

8. Tie-P-OGRAPHY.

9. Poor Jon & Kate. What did Kate think was going to happen? She's a B*tch.

porn/fashion ads.

holy moly, thats porn. 

Ive been ignoring all the rant and rave about the American Apparel ads sweeping the ad blog world. A story- about a year ago I was telling a co-worker that I needed v-neck tshirts and she suggested American Apparel. I then quickly informed her that I did not want a trendy deep v-neck shirt because I was not gay (no offense, but there is no reason why my belly button should be showing via my neck line when I'm fully clothed). But secretly, I pulled up the site later at my cubicle. 

What I discovered while looking at the site, was a thick air of

  dirtiness.  There was an ere feeling that overcame me and made me feel like I shouldn't be scanning the site at work. Not like the gap, BR, old navy....where I just felt like I am not doing work, at work. American Apparel made me feel like I was watching a snuff film. There was nothing appealing about the models or the cloths. They were trying a little too hard for that "real" look. All the models looked like they were just dragged out of bed at 3pm after a coke party on the upper east side. And now they have an STD. Whoopsi!

So I vowed to never shop in the store. And I ignored its presence and overtly sexual ads. But this right here...is porn... amateur porn. She is literally licking penis.

Porn.

Porn.

Porn.

Case closed.

via: Copyranter.

mr and mrs smith.

I love me some Angie and Brad. ive admited this before...but Brad is my man crush. And Im ok with that. And Angelina....is a PMILF. Look at those melons (the top two). And they are trying to save the world one adoption and one 3rd world nation visit at a time. But Angie's publicist should've nixed this video of Angie back in the hay day when she use to get high on the heroin. Its really a big bore. But you can tell she is def on something...the convo is ever so trippy. Its exactly what you would talk about when your on drugs (not that i would know).

NERD. Everyone Nose.

Im no drug expert. Is this video about doing the cocaine? Cause if so....Whitney shoulda cameod atleast. Oh wait...that was crack.

Someone...gimme a coke head celeb......

UPDATE: Though I still cant find Lindsey Lohan in the video.....why not complete the franchise with a mascot of sorts.

Kanye and THAT asian guy.

UPDATE: Found her!