Oh yes. Oh yes. Jersey shore is back. And it was awesome. These people (the fucked up cast member from a year ago) are exactly the same people they were when they were originally introduced to us. THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW THE SHOW IS REAL. After all the jokes/mocking, public denouncements from multiple government officials and even watching themselves on TV....they still...have...not...changed. And I love it.
Recap: They arrived in Miami. The drank. They danced. And they fought. The end.
Now...fro some quotes:
Snooki: “I don’t go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning, and I feel he did that intentionally for us. McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning because he’s pale and he would probably want to be tan. Obama doesn’t have that problem. Obviously.”
Ronnie: “Whatever you do? Don’t fall in love.”
Pauly D: “You can’t get tan in this weather, you can’t creep in this weather, you can’t do anything. Girls don’t come out in this weather.”
Snooki : "Obviously, he like fucks his sister for a living.”
Snooki washing clothes: “I feel like a pilgrim from the friggin’ ’20s washing this shit right now.”
You can't make this sh*t up. The end.
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