State-cations.

In this horrible economy a junior (anything) cannot afford to travel the world. Especially if you are paying New York rent. *Word* But the funny thing is that the workload and stress doesn't let up. So you gotta go somewhere. I choose Pittsburgh. So that's where I'm going this weekend. I plan to buy Steelers gear, finally visit U-Pitt and go midget hunting. I also hope to come back with a new tattoo and a nose piecing...fingers crossed. 

So please excuse my absence. :::Man Down:::

A Little Bear.

Vern Troyer was "forced" to dress up like a honey bear for UK Big Brother. Need I say more?

Kiddie Vern.

For no good reason at all (except that I have a thing for midgets and it is Throwback Thursday) here are some retro photos of Vern Troyer aka Mini Me back in the highschool days. 

Apparently he was voted prom king back in highschool. He obviously did no got go to an all boys school, cause there is no way this little man woulda won anything if we went to a Prep school like me. They woulda tore him apart with their prepubescent lacrosse playing monkey claws. Unless...like dlisted suggests...he squeezed himself into the ballet box and sat there rewriting all of the votes.

midgets in masks.

I guess yesterday was Child's Play's 20th anniversary or something. So what did they do? They put a bunch of midgets out on the street of NY with plastic knives. I hope they all came back alive. Especially the little guy below...he knows how to bust a move.