talking couches and hispanic mermaids.

as I've noted earlier...I spend alot of my weekends at the home of my significant other, which correlates directly with no cable. If there is one commercial that stands out in my mind as the spokes person for basic television...its this one.

Upon a little research (google), I discovered that this is not Optimum's first commercial. Now...when I first saw this commercial, I was a bit disturbed at their....ummmm, grotesque audience targeting. But upon watching the second spot, I am left wondering who exactly left their edit button at home. 

Is it me, or are these ridiculously racist? Or does the utter craziness of the spot's actual content nullify the fact that they are horribly stereotyping all of NY's Hispanic market(which is rather large).  

Ok, you got me....I do love myself some puppets....ustedes!

greased vietnamese stages.

Yeah. You saw right...the Vietnamese have just declared war. They super waxed the floors that Ms America (Crystal Stewart) walked on to ensure her loss at this years Ms Universe contest. And she fell. They knew how super hot she was and were threatened.

Clearly we are fighting the wrong country.
Im just saying.

UPDATE: Ms Venezuela is a post op tranny...to be confirmed in the future. (Wow, I spelled Venezuela right without spell check. Kudos to me.) 

cinco de mayo.

oh man, I always forget about the small holidays. Cinco de Mayo was yesterday. And I didn't even have a drop of tequila. Come to think of it...I havn't had a Margarita in like a year. I remember the days (back in college) when I didn't ever miss a drinking/narcotics holiday. Now a days, I can barely remember them (even when they are literal translations of the actual day its held on). Anyway...in a last minute celebration attempt....

Happy Cinco de Mayo.

Here a little Mexican Jammy Jam for ya...



...oh wait, that's not Mexican. Lets try again....



...Mmmmmm, ok, so I dont know that much about Mexicans. Im a New Yorker, I only know Puerto Rico and the DR (vacation destination, never). Sorry Maya. Maybe I'll get a Burrito to celebrate.

Wheeeeeppppa!

cruzing for lesbians.

Penelope, Penelope, Penelope. Just when you think that there is a girl out there without Lesbian tendencies...

There are a couple things that should be revealed (without them, this post would be totally unfair and slanted, like Fox News)

1. Penelope makesout with a girl, not really on her own accord (as if it mattered), but for a music video.

2. Not only does the video,“Cosas Que Contar.” star her brother [whom I guess is the talent], but it was his genius idea to make her a lesbian

3. The counter lesbian...is her sister


Way to keep it in the family Cruzs. BOOYAH!