A Turkey Truth.

Ive been MIA. Im hosting Thanksgiving this year. And to that I say...Im thankful for red wine.

Turkey Day Text:

Me: I think Roy the turkey just set aflame.

Girlfriend: Oh lord, I'll hope not. We haven't even cooked it yet.

Me: Possession, I'm guessing

Girlfriend: You think it's because I sodomized him?

Me: Yeah, you're a Turkeyphile. Please let the state of NY know as well as your neighbors.

Have a good one guys. Enjoy family and friends. And eat your life away. Literally.

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