Sarcasm.

I find that I am sarcastic alot these days.

The Guaranteed Date.

All you need is a printer and a smug ass look.

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Murmurs Of Middle-Earth.

Pogo does it again. And it's sick as usual.

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One Minute Puberty.

One Minute Puberty from bitteschön.tv on Vimeo.

Pretty accurate.

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The ABhancer.

The only thing it dramatically enhances is stupidity.

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Cute Anti-Fur Ads.

Here's the problem....I think that these executions trivialize the problem. When you bring things into toy realm, it's supposed to be fun and light hearted. There is allegedly nothing fun and light hearted about animal cruelty, so why even take it there? You know?

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Happy Irish Day, from Uncle Grimace.

Stole this from D-Listed. The lack of posts.....I apologize for, but similar to the copy and paste execution that is happening above, I have been ridiculously busy. But not too busy to drink on Irish Day. Have a good one guys. I know I am.

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The Wonderful World of Sex.

Line: "The safer you play, the longer you stay."

Check out the rides. They are hysterical. Also not sure if I should tell you this is NSFW. Is illustrated/cartoony porn any less graphic than real porn? Anyway...it's clever all around.

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Sneaker Sawg: Tennis Ball Shoes.

I know, I know...they are more like "towel/terry cloth" but the first thing I thought was "those look like tennis balls. Haha. But anyway they are by realMadhectic. Gotta love the brand name.

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Don't let me Fall. B.O.B.

Recycling Typography.

“We choose the letters that have character, take them, replace the old neon tubes with LED’s, check that they are ok and put them on our website”, says Aleksi Hautamäki. He is one of the founders of the Finnish company called Character, which recycles the signs to be used as individual letters. “These pieces of typography are all unique design objects, why should they be demolished?”

Apparently you can buy these letters. I just love the shots of the discarded type. Beautiful.

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The Truest Clock Ever.

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Japan.

(images via bbc)

Thoughts and prayers go out to the people of Japan. 8.9 earthquake = tsunami.

"ART DIRECTORS GONE WILD" indeed.

"Go ADs go! Strip off those layers of convention! Keep pushing that digital envelope! Disgusting? Who cares! Better disgusting than safe! Senseless? Who cares! Better senseless than sensible! Doesn't give me a real reason to buy Pepsodent's Torsion toothbrush? FUCK reason! Reason is the hobgoblin of the reasonable!"

Copyranter was right. I almost peed on myself when I saw this. There is a odd mix of love, jealousy and admiration going on in my heart right now. And I like it.

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My Facebook friends get alot of letters.

And they post them on line. Good bless them.

Letter #1- The Kind Weed-head Artist

My friend asked her neighbor to crack a window if they are going to smoke weed all day, everyday. Reasonable request, it's not like you are asking them to quite being a weed head. Hand writing is a mess though...as in he might have been writing this while he was high.

Letter #2- We "Refuse"

The second, is from the lab table of a group of highschoolers. My friend is a teacher, and I'm guessing after he threatened to separate them...they decided to form a coup. Little monsters.

Both are genius in thier own right. But I did tell friend #2 that he needs to lay down the law in his class. While cute, the classroom is not a democracy. It is a dictatorship....atleast when I was in school, it was.