"I'm in hotels alot, for alot of my life...so, when I’m alone, I do masturbate a lot. I don’t know why. It’s like you have those days where it’s just like, I have a ton of writing to do, or a ton of reading to do, and you’re just like, OK, I’m going to be on the couch all day or in bed all day just doing that… I tend to have a four- or five-time day."
-James Franco, in a recent interview.
I tell you....this dude is funny. I want to be his friend.