Prostituted Thoughts.

4.28.2011

Pre-made Jack and Whiskey?

Jack Daniel's Tennessee Honey - King Bee - (2011) :30 (USA)

Yes Please! Minus the giant killer bee.

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4.27.2011

Toothbrush.

Will the real toothbrush please stand up.

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Take your clothes off. The weather is getting warmer, stickier, sweatier. And after a trip across the world, Im back to revive humpday!

this list is a mix with no theme just songs that yell out to me "HUMP" so here you go

here are my pros thoughts on each song.
1. this song is sexy
2. not sure if i posted this before but this is classic- i once got busy in a burger king bathroom
3. im fave new britney jam. I can be your treble baby,You can be my bass
4. sure why not- in response to the title.
5. the ulimate stripper song.
6. another good song to strip to
7. i like how the music sounds like a dripping faucet
8. backseats arent roomy.
9. i think this song may be growing on me.

ps if you didnt know, humpday (tm) is a wednesday series where i make/post a playlist for yall to hump to on humpday.

4.25.2011

The Linkdown.

1. C is for Condoms.

2. Ohhhhhh...damn. The worst/best anti-abortion ad placement imaginable.

3. Chocolate ZOMBIE bunny.

4. Surprise...the French are lazy.

5. The Last Supper(s).

6. Hilfiger makes the gayest fashion ad ever.

7. Who said the baby boomers were falling behind?

8. "I'm sorry, I was masturbating. What was the product being advertised...?"

9. If FOX got started a little bit earlier.

LOL.

Tough Monday? Yea...me too. But what if you read this on the street?

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4.23.2011

Easter 2011.

(Pic)

May it be as eventful as it was last year. Wait...what? You did nothing last year. Well guess what???

4.22.2011

"Thank GOD I have a Bluetooth."

Thank you Italy. For giving me the gold I needed to jump off my Easter weekend. And you knew I was gonna post it right here. Jesuse + BBDM Dominatrix = ?????

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Honest Logos.

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4.21.2011

The new iDea.

"Look, we know you're gonna buy it."

4.20.2011

Lazy Song. Bruno Marz.

Bruno Mars - The Lazy Song - Free Music Videos - New Artists

I appreciate the overall message of this song. "F*ck ypu, I'm not doing sh*t today." But I coulda livved with out seeing Bruno Marz pull down his pants and to the pee pee flop dance. I really could've lived without that. Just saying.