Word.

I'm not a prostitute but I can give you what you want. I wish I knew what city this was in....

VIA broccolicity

"I was a compulsive, serial masturbator....I utilised that organ and rode it for everything it was worth."

-Robert Downey Jr. admits to Now Mag 

And here I thought my hero list had reached its quota.

VIA dlisted

Women...know your limits.

Lesson of the Day.



"Over education leads to ugliness..." lol. So true. Yep, I went there.

side hustle.

you cant say that this blog is not gender friendly. Here....some tips, to make...well, extra tips. 

*please note...do not start "working the pole"  to pay for school. Its a sure way to a set profession.

Love,

Shaun 

feel better about yourself yet?

Aubry, Aubry, Aubry. How did Puffy let you leave your house looking like that?
Your a joke. At least I'm not a joke....to look at.

At least you weren't on national TV, trying to be a model, with paint all over your face, when all of America,,,and Tyra Banks...made fun of you for not shaving. Favorite Quote: Niegel, "You know, a razor cost $1." Ewwwwww.
I mean...do I really need to say anything. You are not infected with death.

Niether am I.
Atleast you dont have a baby. And if you do, atleast the Pug that you choose to bring in the family photo isn't in a ugly competition with your child. Im pretty sure they feed him (it) canned ugly.

"HOLD ME"

Atleast you dont work for Mel Gibson. His employees tend to kill themselves.

Second time Im making this joke today...but how was this lady able to stand the sun light? The bottom of my shoe looks better than her. Must be sharing that jarred ugly with Tori Amos's kid.

I feel better.

feel better about yourself yet?

see what a little dental work can do? even beetle juice, who is only casted in things simply to surprise the sh*t out of you/scare you to death. Now he just needs to get the rest of his face fixed. And at least I know that no matter how badly I need to go to the dentist...I will never look this gross.
Melissa Joan Heart...whats that? You're preggers? Or were you turned into a whale by a fellow jealous witch? Since you had a show and all. Jealousy is a horrible thing. And your a monster. ROOOAAAAR!
Awwwwww....Chris Brown and Rihanna, confirmed. Doesn't that make you feel good? Young love, obvious collaboration and another horny teen off the streets. Success.
Its been reported that Paris Hilton's guru was indeed a fake. But when I saw this picture beforehand, I couldn't help but to feel good about myself as she, while looking for spiritual help, sips her $5 coffee driving her spiritual leader around unbuckled in her pricey car.

Great googly moogly, its Bloosom form the early 90s hit Blossom. You aged as well as a spoiled orange. Like really, really well. You are like 30 and look 70. Good job using that money from your show. Six is still hot. And Joey...always a dream boat. And you look like Bet Midler.

And finally but not least.....Beckham pays a visit to some hospital in Asia on his off time to play peek-a-boo with Asian babies. Cute no? I feel like that baby is like..."Holy F*ck,that's David Beckham!"

Yall feel better yet?