Adam Mansbach’s Go The Fuck To Sleep, described as “a children’s book for adults” (you'll soon know why), is now an audiobook narrated by Samuel L. Jackson that you can download for free at audible.com. That's two Samuel L. posts in a row, people. It's gonna be a great day.
I'd say I'd be reading this to my future kid. But between nyquil and my belt....there should be no sleeping problems.