“Yo, don’t be fooled by them Internet sites with their blog words saying I’m all looking like that chick from Dalmations. It ain’t even got spots!! Yet. This all just the perception of the media using Matt Lauer to play them devil tricks on your eyes, son. Voodoo or some shit. That coat looked fly in my mirror!!!! Like a bear trying to give me a hug or something, but I’m all, ‘Aight, you can hug me, but Imma carry this purse,’ and he all, ‘We cool, we cool.’ C’mon, y’all, I been to Paris!!! They fucking French!!!!”

-Kanye, on the fur coat he wore to lunch with Jay Z

Haha...wat?

Monster. Kanye (and a thousand other artists).

Ok...I was kidding before. This is the new MONSTER video by Kanye (and thousands of other artists featuring Jay Z). So everyone was all upside down about this video. I heard it was on the news, and I get it. The first scene is fat as Rick Ross sitting in a chair with three hung women just swing around him. And that's f*cked up.

But alot of the rest of the video...is pretty likeable.

I actually thought tis was a cool effect. The grabbing hands.

Holding a severed head whilst delivering 8 bars....Kanye has probably done this before, which inspored this scene in his video.

Zombies eating a dead carcass. I NEVER have a problem with this. In any scenario.

dead lady on the couch behind Jay Z...meh, doesn't bother me.

And it's Kanye people. He clearly has issues that need to be addressed by a professional. But I'm not hating. I still could do without Nicki Minaj's verse and being. The only thing I would add, are muppet monsters. Kanye....

A Christmas Song from Kanye.

I live in Harlem. But I will not be playing this song at all this season. Lol. Maybe it grows on you or something....but I'm not impressed.

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The Linkdown.

1. Underwear that lets the boys hang out free (cause that's exactly what all men want).

2. Comedy Central has got themselves a new logo.

3. The preview shots to Kanye's new video are a little spooky. Dead girls lying all over the place. Fingers crossed for for zombie dance scenes.

4. No...fur real!

5. I find myself incredibly lucky that both of my parents are computer illiterate....but in the case that you need a flow chart to tell you whether you should accept your parents on facebbok, this is it.

6. Live animals at church nativity reenactments are NOT a good idea.

7. The truth about facebook. This is like the Disney phallic covers scandals all over again. Except completely expected.

8. Oh please, please, please.....I cant wait to get this cry baby as the speaker of the house. The world leaders will indeed gain even more respect for us (sarcasm).

9. Paper Fashion.

10. Fourteen actors acting!

The Linkdwon: Conan is Back.

1. Conan kills the ratings in his return to tv last week. Still....I'm a little worried about him. The fact that I willingly looked for TBS on my DVR made me cringe a little.

2. “Barack Obama Type” Incense. Does it make your home smell presidential or like socialism?

3. A snuggie for your Penis. Introducing.... The Tuggie.

4. Out of context Vintage Comics.

5. Puma knows what's up.

6. The FDA has proposed new cigarette warning labels aka the FDA needs to hire a design shop immediately.

7. 17 interesting facts about feet. The 18th...I hate feet. But mine are pretty good.

8. Hiedi wears the loser's dress (I;m currently wearing my "I watch Project Runway and have male parts" button). But guess what? She cut the mutha f*cking sleeves off.

9. Who is the rap game's worste person of the week? Kanye or Kid Cudi? Crazy or High?

10. I swear...I thought the same thing. OK...I was mostly like "Where's the 'E'?" I wasnt smart ::cough:: nuts ::cough:: enough to make the Muslim Connection.

11. STD testing...there's obviously an app for that.

Crazy Kanye is Back.

“I went to the Internet. They had the link, I went to it. Man, you cannot imagine how disappointed I was that I got cut off. … The media is scared, they’re scared of me,” he continued on Hot 97. “They’re scared of a black man with this taste level but this connection…So what they do in order to take that power away? They try to turn me into a demon. And it’s happened so many times throughout history. They knocked the nose off the Sphinx. They tried to tell you aliens built the pyramids. … People need to understand, I’m not above the people-I’m of the people. I love the people.”

-Kanye West in a recent interview on Hot 97

Yessssssssssss. After all the resurfacing of George Bush boringness that was happening, Kanye makes a comeback with the above quote about the nude photos that have been floating around the Internet. The natural progression from his reference to history, to the Sphinx in his video to aliens building the pyramid......oh man, it's gold.

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Runaway. Kanye West.

Aqui. Watch it...before someone takes it down. Or blogger sends me a message telling me about infringement. Yea...that happened the last time I posted a Kanye video. It's called the internet blogger. The internet.

Oh yeah...and I hope oyu have 30 spare minutes. But if you dont, the video starts at minute 13. You are welcome.

Kanye at the VMAs.

Kanye at the VMAs .I didnt watch the VMAs cause it was clearly Trueblood night. I was told this was the performance of the night. Having a toast to the douchbags....cheers.

Oh yead, and Taylor Swift is still angry at Kanye, so much so that she wrote and performed a song at this year's VMAs. Sad part...despite the gangsta-ness of it all, the song...is still boring.

Ok...that's all I have about useless pop culture references. I wonder how Chealsea Handler did hosting? Eh.....

Taylor Swift (???) gets revenge.

I'm still not to sure who Taylor Swift is. But from what I know sofar she's the girl who got deboed by Kanye West at the MTV awards. And she dates other young famous people and she sings....songs allegedly. Anyway, she gets back at Kanye in the cutest and most adorable way. She probably has a soul and told the SNL writers to be nice. She looks like one of those people. Anyway, check it out. It's the most rated G moment ever willfully posted to this blog. 



via bossip (not even the writers at bossip could talk sh*t about this, that's how G-rated it is. And they were raised by wolves-allegedly)

The Linkdown.

1. Now we knew Marge Simpson was posing in the upcoming issue of Playboy, but did we know she was posing in the upcoming issue of playboy? I think not. 

2. Is it a purse of a get well soon balloon for grandma?

3. The Vatican now welcomes married priests. Which confirms my suspicion, that they are just making sh*t up as they go along. 

4.Kanye West has got a new short film. Please watch it and let me know what the f*ck is going on. No really...I need your help.

5. Wrong Hole. Opps...and then I vomit.

6. Raindow bright got a make-over. And her tweentastic hot bod awaits a new generation of budding bulimics.

7. Those Vadge pendants are finally for sale...thank god.

8. Ladies, this is how you turn on your man if he is real car fanatic.Vroom, vroom.

9. Pantone, skin tone. 

10. @ readers, 36% of people under the age of 35 use Facebook or Twitter after sex.

The Linkdown.

1. Every Kanye Sample, ever. See where Kanye gets his beats from. It's 10 minutes long, but it's eye opening. Does it explain his crazy? No. But it's pretty cool. 

2. Queen Oprah will fire anyone who gets their "O" on, in her property. Unemployment line for sex? That's not right.

3. I already crossed Australia off of my places to go-list a long time ago. This is one of the reasons. OK....you got me, it's the only reason. 

4. That Husky said "I Love You."  

5. Barack Obama can literally solve any problem.

6. I tried to get my education on, and watch the discovery of Manhatten and it's landscape ecology 400 years ago, but all I could think of..was how cheap the rent was back then. 

7. Ralph Lauren got called out for super skinny model also known as photoshopped  head on a stick. 

8. The mother of all stereotypes. 

9. What a surprise, Michelle Obama is the decendent of slaves. Get out.....I have the NYTs next breaking story, the sky is blue. Whaaaa?!?!?!

10. A raptor Jesus Tattoo you say???

And sometimes the President...

...calls you a Jackass, lol. Poor Kanye. 

more Kanye ignorance here.

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Sometimes.

I fully support ignorance, and pay it forward. More stage crashers here. 

Scusi. scusi.

Excuse my absence.....I know there is ALOT (Kanye and Serena Williams) happening in the world right now. I'm mad busy. I haven't done my media rounds in like 4 days. But, I'll be back. 

Believe in your Flyness.

1. Know your worth. People always act like they’re doing more for you than you’re doing for them. Ask yourself this question, “Why would they do that?” Obviously, you bring something to the table for them to even do business with you.

2. I wonder … would you rather have 100% from an average person or 10% from someone who is outstanding?

3. Believe in your flyness. Conquer your shyness.

4. You can learn more from a critique than from a compliment.

5. If everybody thinks it’s right, you’re doing something wrong.

6. Love your haters. They’re your biggest fans.

7. I question anyone who annoys me … but I question myself all the time.

Kanye may be crazy as all hell. But these are some good words to live by (hell has frozen over). I'm sure all of these will make his next autotunes album, in which he will ever-so-cleverly feature artists from other genres, leak the songs and then act angry all in the name of publicity.

VIA ideadrunk

Paranoid. Kanye West (Take II).

KANYE WEST "PARANOID" feat: RIHANNA Dir: NABIL from nabil elderkin on Vimeo.

Sorry about the last one (I think). This is the real video. There are some notable changes. I liked the last one...where Rihanna was just floating around in here itty bits for like 5 minutes. What do you think?

Kayne will but a CAP in yo ass (Part 2)....

"This spaz comes courtesy of losers making fake Kanye West Twitter accounts) I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING TWITTER... WHY WOULD I USE TWITTER??? I ONLY BLOG 5 PERCENT OF WHAT I'M UP TO IN THE FIRST PLACE. I'M ACTUALLY SLOW DELIVERING CONTENT BECAUSE I'M TOO BUSY ACTUALLY BUSY BEING CREATIVE MOST OF THE TIME AND IF I'M NOT AND I'M JUST LAYING ON A BEACH I WOULDN'T TELL THE WORLD. EVERYTHING THAT TWITTER OFFERS I NEED LESS OF. THE PEOPLE AT TWITTER KNOW I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING TWITTER SO FOR THEM TO ALLOW SOMEONE TO POSE AS ME AND ACCUMULATE OVER A MILLION NAMES IS IRRESPONSIBLE AND DECEITFUL TO THERE FAITHFUL USERS. REPEAT... THE HEADS OF TWITTER KNEW I DIDN'T HAVE A TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO KNOW WHICH ACCOUNTS HAVE HIGH ACTIVITY ON THEM. IT'S A FUCKING FARCE AND IT MAKES ME QUESTION WHAT OTHER SO CALLED CELEBRITY TWITTERS ARE ACTUALLY REAL OR FAKE. HEY TWITTER, TAKE THE SO CALLED KANYE WEST TWITTER DOWN NOW .... WHY? ... BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD!!!!!!!!!"

-Kanye West posts on his blog.

...about Twitter of all things. I mean, I dont like Twitter either. But you dont see me over doing the CAPSLOCK on my blog posts, do you? (P.S. and because you did it on purpose, doesn't make using capslock cooler) Then again people aren't creating fake twitter accounts over me.

The Linkdown.

1.  It looks like not all iphone apps double as miracle cures for cancer.

2. Queens...I knew there was a reason why I avoided that burrow like the plague. It's because there is a plague there.

3. For the ladies (and gay men). Disney Porn. Note...when searching google, keep your filters on. Always. I typed in Alladin...

4.The Gameboy just turned 20 years of age. And I am going out today to buy a walker.

5. Twitter even makes Oprah look like an idiot. 

6.Knowledge and Confidence.

7.Look at This Fucking Hipster. I just brought a cardigan....so I may be on this list soon. 

8. Ummmm, Danity Kane comeback? GOD IS LISTENING to me.

9. Another Kanye video.

10. Jock strap, for vaginas.

The Linkdown.

1. I hate to say this...especially right after Easter. But some people deserve to die (and not rise again 3 days later). 

2. Those kids finally got that damn dog. What will the media do now?

3. 20 Things to do with left over Matza!

4. Someone attacked Cassie with a razor. What? She's hot....that's why you should care.

5. Bottle, Ass Cheeks.

6. Too lazy to decorate real eggs? It's 2009...you know you can just do it on the computer.

7. Celeb (from the 80's) sees zombie and beats them up. And by zombie, I mean not a zombie.

8. South Park keeps sit real with Kanye. 

The Linkdown.

1. Fashion Magazine continues it's world domination...ever-so-slowly.

2. Ohhhh, so this is what Anger management looks like. 

 

3. A Weekly Unemployed Haiku. Umm...for inspiration.

4. Kanye picks a classy one.

5. This circus makes me want to crump dance. And crumping makes me dizzy...so you know I mean it.

6. The evolution of video game logos. This is for you design heads.

7. Congratulations, You've Been Fired!

8. Now this is a pretty pussy. Ummm, not porn.