You Did'nt Just Say That (World's worst lawyer).

"Some of these kids don’t have basic hygiene skills,” attorney Karl Rominger said. “Teaching a person to shower at the age of 12 or 14 sounds strange to some people, but people who work with troubled youth will tell you there are a lot of juvenile delinquents and people who are dependent who have to be taught basic life skills like how to put soap on their body.”

- Karl Rominger, Jerry Sandusky's newest, ahem, attorny stating the facts

I've tried my best not to give to much blog time to this story, but come on.....

"Is it a villian you want? I'll play the part. What is a drama without a villain? After all, what is the building of this grand road if not a drama? This business...is not for the weak of heart. What is a thorny brutal affair... awards the lion for it ferocity.

But what of the zebra? What of the poor zebra? Well the zebra is eaten as it should be....the Lion shall prevail. You see, the secret I know exists... all of history is driven by the lion. We grab the poor zebra, kicking and praying. With its cheap blood. History...doesn't remember us fondly. But then history is written by the zebra, for the zebra.

100 years hence. When this railroad spans the continent. America rises to be the greatest power the world has ever seen...I will be remember as a... caitiff, a malefacto, who only operated out of greed for personal gain. But remember this...without me and men like me. Your glorious railroad would never be built."

- Hell On Wheels, AMC

I am not a big Western period piece man myself...but, this show is pretty solid. AMC is bringing it's A game.

The Steve Jobs Soundboard.

For all the shit I give apple about thier prices and unnessecary innovation that is meant purely to pigeohold the consumer, I got to give some props to the late Mr. Jobs. It's been a crazy two weeks, but we move on.

VIA complex

Calling the President Names 101.

‘Well the Republicans should have done this or they should have done that,’ they will hold the president responsible. Now, I don’t even want to have to be associated with him. It’s like touching a tar baby and you get it, you’re stuck, and you’re a part of the problem now and you can’t get away..."

- Doug Lamborn Republican Representative of Colorado

This, ruined my day.

It's nice to be respected.

"I thought he was kind of a dick yesterday..."

- Mark Halperin, MSNBC coresspondent

lets the world know what he thought about President Obama,

Anatomy of a Great Idea.

VIA designyoucantrust

CONAN “AMAZING THINGS WILL HAPPEN.”

“This Kinetic Typography project was created from the dialogue of Conan O’Brien’s final episode of The Tonight Show on NBC. In this farewell address, he describes his feelings towards NBC and the situation at hand. His personality exudes positivity and humor allowing this dialogue to describe his character very well. Even through the hardships of leaving NBC he promotes hard work and kindness”

Conan O'Brien Kinetic Typography from Jacob Gilbreath on Vimeo.

VIA urbanistas

VIA aestheticinterlude

“Absolutely [I’m a pot smoker]…The only thing pot does for me is it gets me to stop thinking. Sometimes I have a brain that needs to be turned off. Some people are just better high.”

- Justin Timberlake on why he smokes bud.

Who is Justin Timberlakes dealer? That's what I want to know.

Karma is a B*tch, Lebron.

"If you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don't have integrity, nothing else matters." ~Alan Simpson

Ice-T on the Biggest Hustle of all time.

"The 'SLUSHIE HUSTLE'...What part of the game is that.. And my dumb ass keeps buying em.. 90% ice...You drink the slushie, you buy it, and you suck it like five times and it's ice. Man, fuck slushies"

-Ice-T on Conan

"Only by admitting what we are...can get what we want."

- Game of Thrones

"I Got Tiger Blood."

This dude is quote-alicous. And I didn't even go to the Piers Morgan interview.


Reeeeeeeeeeeeeemix!!!!!!!

"New Rule...if you kiddnap a race of people from Africa and force them to live in Detroit...don't give then thier history month in Febryary. You're just rubbing it in."

-Bill Mahr

Word.

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"It is important always to remember that virtual contact cannot and must not take the place of direct human contact with people at every level of our lives..."

- Pope Benedict XVI talking about technilogical advances, facebook in particular

He should probably rethink this statement a bit. Virtual contact could've been a safety net. You know...a way for the cathoilc church NOT to considered a sanctioned safe house for monotone pedophiles around the world. Unless of coarse...there was a "To Catch a Predator" moment. But that's just good tv.

"You don't just come in on Sunday with a big banana. And expect everything to be peaches."

So deep, but yet utterly useless at the same time.

Pauly D. , the most complex man in America.

Love quotes on a Tuesday.

I couldn't agree more.

VIA omowrites

Insults.

"The day I need a friend like you, I'll take a squat and shit one out."

And when your done with this...here are the other 100 greatest.

“Yo, don’t be fooled by them Internet sites with their blog words saying I’m all looking like that chick from Dalmations. It ain’t even got spots!! Yet. This all just the perception of the media using Matt Lauer to play them devil tricks on your eyes, son. Voodoo or some shit. That coat looked fly in my mirror!!!! Like a bear trying to give me a hug or something, but I’m all, ‘Aight, you can hug me, but Imma carry this purse,’ and he all, ‘We cool, we cool.’ C’mon, y’all, I been to Paris!!! They fucking French!!!!”

-Kanye, on the fur coat he wore to lunch with Jay Z

Haha...wat?