Australian X-Mas Ads.

I see you Australia.

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Burger King Ads in Russia.

I mean....the brain storming for this, must have been awesome.

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Today's Controvesial Ads....

I think they are pretty good, for what it is. I like you now...let's make out. "UNHATE." This is the doing of Europe obviously. You know catholics are gonna go batsh*t crazy. But Obama with that closed mouthed-have a good day kiss, it's fooling anyone. See other executions here.

VIA copyranter

Drunk Baby Ads.

Ok....so on the tail end of my last child friendly post....comes this. Now, I was was flipping through archive and I saw ads for this booze filled candy, and I thought they were smart. I was going to post them. Then I googled...and I found these.

Now....I know my morale compass is low. Because I would these wildly entertaining. They are also non-american so......

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The other side of the term "Cracker."

Available in Turkey, Romania and Albania. I knew there was a reason those places never made my "Gotta Go Before I Die" list. Gotta love race relations....world wide.

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Oh Jesus....Ads.

I mean.....geesh Ogilvy, Argentina. Really?

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All this over a Hockey Game?

This is why no one can take Canada very seriously....

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The Linkdown.

1. C is for Condoms.

2. Ohhhhhh...damn. The worst/best anti-abortion ad placement imaginable.

3. Chocolate ZOMBIE bunny.

4. Surprise...the French are lazy.

5. The Last Supper(s).

6. Hilfiger makes the gayest fashion ad ever.

7. Who said the baby boomers were falling behind?

8. "I'm sorry, I was masturbating. What was the product being advertised...?"

9. If FOX got started a little bit earlier.

"Thank GOD I have a Bluetooth."

Thank you Italy. For giving me the gold I needed to jump off my Easter weekend. And you knew I was gonna post it right here. Jesuse + BBDM Dominatrix = ?????

VIA adfreak

Japan.

(images via bbc)

Thoughts and prayers go out to the people of Japan. 8.9 earthquake = tsunami.

Equal Pay for Woman in Belgium render this.

Yep, that just happened. To all of us. At once. March 25th is Equal Pay Day in Belgium. You can look up the rest. I think this video has done enough damage to this blog without a whole long and drawn out explanatory paragraph.

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It's about time...

...and obvious execution from the anti-fur people. It would be the Germans who did it first. Even though in my mind, I would think the Germans love fur....wouldn't you? Hmmmm....call me confused. Lol.

Side Note: Doesnt that fox look like he is ready to teach some Mutant Turtles how to do Martial Arts?

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Sleep Tight (the only thing people from India know about black folks in America).

McCann Mumbai likes to draw black caricatures. All i can say is...I get the ads. However, copyranter brings up a good point in the Obama execution, if his nightmares were really being put to sleep, Palin and Beck should be sharing bunkbeds up in that dream cloud. And the tea party should under in the floor boards, each having thier own teddy with the 2nd amendment written on it's tummy. Aint no party like a gun totting party.

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The Linkdown.

1. They just want to use facebook.

2. Family Fued sure has changed since my day. Though I'm pretty sure they are just trying to make Steve Harvey look a fool.

3. This dudes exgirlfriend rightly deserves the person of the week award.

4. The power of retouching.

5. When you run out of clothing options for a fashion show, just draw on the models.

6. The new Spiderman likes it missionary.

7. Avant-Garde Hair.

8. "Neck deep in the waters of friendship and trust." The old spice guys is back.

9. Bad move Kenneth Cole. This is how twitter gets people in trouble.

What Egypt doesn't have....

...Helmets. A necessity when try to brings down a 30 yr regime, in my opinion.

But they did make the pyramids out of man power and levy systems, so......

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Year of the Rabbit.

Year of the Rabbit from Frater on Vimeo.

Happy new Year. I was listening to Hot 97 this morning and I discovered that in the Chinese culture, married people are recuired to give cash money in red envelopes to single folk. Let's take the time to applaud goods ideas, and this you can enjoy the simple yet nice little animation above.

P.S. (I would be single for a loooong time if I was Chinese).

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The Linkdown: It is...what it is.

1. So you thought that Zodiac tattoo was a good idea huh?

2. The 11 most "effective" male sex dolls.

3. Crosshairs planted over a map of our country or bullet hole billboards...which one is worse (f*cking idiots)?

4. Authentic Crown of Thorns....on sale now. Act fast (three day sale).

5. This baby knows quality.

6. Gyllenhaal has got himself a metrocard. Gotcha Jakey Poo.

7. Speaking of the NY transit system.... A rat crawling all over a sleeping man on the Subway. You might as well put me down if this happened to me (and someone recorded it, instead of telling me).

8. Dog genocide, looks like Switzerland is taking a page from history. Neutral....huh?

9. Fat-finger Errors. I've already taught my smart phone that "U" means "you." They are like puppies....you just need to teach them.

10. What happens when old technology meets new kids (that are French, no less)?

11. Ricky Gervais...DAMN! He went in on the Stars!

12. Simpsons Porn trailer. Wishes do come true.

"Oh wow...."

"Oh wow..." is the only thing I could say when I found this gem on KMBA. At first I thought it was an ad for a sex shop. Then I read the copy....and I was utterly confused. But after reading....

"It's part of a self promo package (no pun intended... seriously) developed by Argentinian agency NNSS. The link I found was old, but the agency still has this work featured on the home page of their website (just scroll down a bit when you hit the page). They were/are trying to take advantage of favorable exchange rates between the Argentine peso and the US dollar, the Euro, and many Asian currencies. I guess the message is something like, "the same 60 euros that will ONLY buy you a blue dildo in Europe will buy you a well-hung black guy with a funny haircut in Argentina. What a bargain!" Nothing like a favorable exchange rate to make a brother more attractive to a global audience."

It's about the European exchange rate? Really. So it wasn't enough comparing a dildo to living person. And it wasn't enough outlining that person's package to an almost NSFW level. And then he's a black dude? I get it...I truly do. Capitalize of the myth (in some cases...if you know what I mean **wink***) of the large black penis. But atleast if it was just a sex toys ad, they would just be saying that getting the toy would just be cheaper that the man. And the only comparison to the man and the toy would be largeness of the pelvis area.

But no....when you bring money into it, you are actually comparing the worth of this African American man, with that of a blue dildo. No matter who wins in the long run, the fact that the comparison takes place is offensive. FACT. Pour it on there, Argentina. Your dark skin people must love this shit, cause in America....they would be on your ass.

VIA KMBA

Zombie. Fela Kuti.

So...you'll have to excuse me. I just took the parents to the Broadway play FELA...and I have been playing the soundtrack on replay since. Which is something I do (you shoulda saw me after I saw Mary Poppins on Broadway- the movie, of which is also my favorite thing ever). Anyway, the play is about the Nigerian revolutionary activist/singer Fela Kuti and his life...more or less. That's all I'm giving you, cause this isn't a wiki page. The play itself, it's pretty good. The older folks love it.

So...I guess this is my cleansing. And it's about time this blog went just a little global. Pure africo beat (with a message). That's right...I'm cultured b*tches!

Japanese Synchronized Gymnastics.

To start off your Tuesday...the majestic Japanese.

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