NOPE. It's just the best taxidermist...period.

Everything about this is perfect (real or not). Period.

VIA copyranter

The Linkdown.

1. Astro-icides. Art? Or just sad portrayals of reality. "Someone should've had a double major."

2. idisembodied hand.

3. Tom Ford....if we are talking social issues...I like skinny asian.

4. How to get in trouble for putting cloths on a woman- against their will.

5. $35 for the Nike Swoosh design? Talk about getting played.

6. You can change the outside, but the inside is still not even good enough for beer pong.

7. Bad Idea.

8. Black women....you can't find find a good man? Solution.

9. The highest tennis court in the world, is obviously in Dubai. Useless.

10. The last stripper.

I'm late on this but....

Hillarious.

Drunk Driving Billboard (Anton takes one too many shots).

Drunk driving is Russia is dangerous as hell. Imagine the series of events that take place that end with your dead body in a billboard. Nasty. Seat belts apparently haven't been invented yet over there. But I get it....Vodka.

VIA adfreak

Monster. Kanye (and a thousand other artists).

Ok...I was kidding before. This is the new MONSTER video by Kanye (and thousands of other artists featuring Jay Z). So everyone was all upside down about this video. I heard it was on the news, and I get it. The first scene is fat as Rick Ross sitting in a chair with three hung women just swing around him. And that's f*cked up.

But alot of the rest of the video...is pretty likeable.

I actually thought tis was a cool effect. The grabbing hands.

Holding a severed head whilst delivering 8 bars....Kanye has probably done this before, which inspored this scene in his video.

Zombies eating a dead carcass. I NEVER have a problem with this. In any scenario.

dead lady on the couch behind Jay Z...meh, doesn't bother me.

And it's Kanye people. He clearly has issues that need to be addressed by a professional. But I'm not hating. I still could do without Nicki Minaj's verse and being. The only thing I would add, are muppet monsters. Kanye....

Razor Ads = Accidental Death Ads.

Interesting spin on an age old topic. I think it's pretty widely known that girls do not shave thier legs for themselvs right? They do it for the dudes. But I guess the part I missed, was how shaving changed the difficulty degree of stocking removal. Nope...I definetly missed that one.

So ladies, you have two options to avoid a drastic and sudden loss....go to this website and buy a razor or dont make kinky sex videos where you doll yourself up only needing to eventually be undressed anyway. Or...you could push your bed up against the wall like everyone else therefore allowing room for mistakes to be made.

VIA copyranter

Creepiest Ad I've seen in awhile: Pet Pillows.

"Jeanette’s Taxidermy proudly introduces Pet Pillows as an alternative way to remember your pet. Each pet pillow is hand made from the fur of your pet and made into a pillow that you can display. On one side of the pillow is your pet’s fur and the other side of the pillow is your choice of fabric. These soft, huggable pillows are a great way to enjoy your cherished pet and is an inexpensive alternitave to taxidermy.

Prices: $65 for a cat, $75-$125 for a dog, $150 for a horse.

Freeze your pet immediately upon passing to insure there will be no hair slippage.

Double bag to insure no freezerburn.

Ship packages ONLY on Mondays to prevent carrier mishaps. All frozen animals must be shipped next day air to insure against spoilage."

Yep. You too can have a pillow made from the carcass of your beloved, furry and dead four legged friend. Phewww.

VIA newsheltonwet/dry

Deathly Fashion Ads.

I'm not going to lie. These fashion ads are very similar to an in-house idea I had when I was asked by the big boss man at my company to make the poster for my agencies Halloween party. The first key point....is the word in-house. The second, I came up with a better idea.

I got both sets of ads from copyranter. From DDB New Zealand,  Superette, an Auckland boutique dotes the line "Be caught dead in it". And JWT Melbourne shows male models who have fallen to death for the Sarti Tailors 09 collection...the Fall Collection that is. So, if I'm keeping score that's 2 separate agencies from the land down (and neighbors) under that made death fashion ads at the same time. 

Wow...how creative. And morbid. I makes me want to share my elementary school Take Over the World plot with you. It consisted of me becoming the President of Australia. Training Koalas to kill. And World leader photo opps. But I won't go into detail, cause I don't want to freak you out. There is just something about those Aussies and Kiwis that seem to carry the aura of death....I guess.

The Linkdown.

1. NAACP wrote ad agencies requesting that they use "more diverse teams". The image above was taken from the response section. Insightful, no?

2. PETA strikes again. This time slitting Ronald's throat.

3.Oh...Japan.

4. Get your life size celebrity wax figure here. Creepy.

5. Did you have dinner yet? Ok, good...now watch a man accidentally shoot himself in the head with a harpoon. And then tell me what happened. 

6.Dunny Peeps. Get some for your creative-type love interest.

7. Fashion says...forget the top. Let those boobies fly.

8. New....Blood Cheetos.

9. Wolverine needed real life intervention. And my limewire just missed reeking the benefits.

I told you so.

the fact that this was made proves what I have always said about cats. 

VIA oneplusinfinity

zombies........the calendar.

Forget the Naked clown Calendar 2008, how about some zombies.  I kind of have a thing for zombies....but this is like...a good Halloween gift.

http://www.myzombiepinup.com/

death to barbie.

Ok, I lied...I've found several things that I need to share  before I start working. The most compeling being this photo shoot involving the iconnic Barbie.

Ane Hagen

(click the link to see more...it really is worth it. Ane has got some lame description/explanation for her work....but really its just some cool ass sh*t.)