Truth and Lies.

Poster series by Justin Barbar. See the rest here.

I've done all of these at least twice.

Life Lesson.

Think about what you do from all angles. Other wise....you get penis shadows.

Being Elmo.

"There will always people who say 'you might not succeed" or "you won't make any money with that,' all of those things will go away if you really focus on what makes you happy."

- Kevin Clash

Inspiration of the day: Follow your dreams.

"Good day to You Kind Sir."

Forget what you’ve heard about first impressions; it’s the last impressions that count. Last impressions — whether they’re with customer service, an online shopping experience, or a blind date — are the ones we remember. They’re the ones that keep us coming back. But there’s one kind of final impression that people seem to forget.

Ever worry about the closing line of you email? No? Me niether. It usually depends on how much I've written before hand. Or how sober I am. But sometimes I feel a little British and I say "Cheers." I blame that on my Bermudian half. But other times I end it with a "I'm Gonna Get You Sucker," but that's a recent thing cause I just watched the A-Team movie.

But if you are of more the sensible type, this is an interesting little read.

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Life Truth.

The only saving grace is.....alcohol.

Karma is a B*tch, Lebron.

"If you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don't have integrity, nothing else matters." ~Alan Simpson

Word.

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Life Lesson: Man Tears Prt 4

Another one bit the dust. Listen...I am waging a personal war against what I consider should be considered a hate crime in this country. MAN TEARS. I have posted about this before, but last week (or two nights ago depending on when I decide to watch it on my dvr) Ronny from Jersey Shore just got added to my list of perpetrators. He and "Reality star" Sammi had a not-to-inspiring break-up/ throw-down on national tv for us to wittness, and this dude responded with tears (like a child, all sniffling on tv and what not).

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Men. Crying is normal. Crying infront of people...is unacceptable. Crying on camera..is a sin. Don't get caught up in this trap. It is NEVER a good look. Society does not respect a crying dude.

The only exceptions are:

-A Death (and at the funeral...no where else)

-The birth of your child

-Surgery

And even from that list...you can only do one in public (I'm not gonna tell you which one). I guess it's a fact of life, the bigger they are, the harder they fall. Watch this clip. It's despicable. And I cant even find the after math of the fight...where he is laying in bed while boring as hell Sammi is asking him if she should stay. And he nods at her, like a three year old who just got in trouble. Oooooorrrrr, an Animal Hoarder that just got all 55 of their African Finch Back Parrots taken away from them (shout out to Animal Planets: Animal Hoarders, Friday nights at 10pm on Animal Planet) lol.

There needs to be a revolution. This use to be a small issue. I use to be able to overlook these. But it's starting to get out of control. And I think I know what the tipping point was. I blame John (teary-mcgee) Bahner.

P.S. I love reality tv (most of the time).

Be wise, youth.

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Can't tell you how true this is.

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‎"...you should know that i love you a lot but i just can't date a dude with a vag. "

Damn. Talk about getting dumped.

For you on the Weekend.

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Sorry for the lack of posts.

Crazy work sitch happening.....enjoy. See it nice and big here.

Miserable Artist.

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and SNAP! the jobs a game.

grand diva snap!

Rules to Live By...

....when you only have four days to live. Recently Tim, the writer over at oneplusinfinity was told by a Bum on the street that he would die before his next bday. This is what her wrote. Good blog, so it would be a shame if he really did die.

RELATIONSHIPS
- treat your partner like a rocket ship. Get inside her and take her to heavens and back.
- Love has nothing to do with looks, but everything to do with time, trust, and interest.
- Love is a 4-letter word
- falling in love is hard on the knees
FRIENDSHIP
- caring about someone, doesn’t mean they care back
- have some ones back no matter what.
HAPPINESS
- high school is not the best years of your life
- It’s the simple things in life that are the most extraordinary
- whiskey wednesday is the best thing ever
- always have a great pair of socks on
- name you appliances/furniture it will give them life. or make you crazy
LIFE SKILLS
- Never say never, and never say always.
- if your going to burn a bridge, pour it with gas and set it a blaze and don’t look back.
- Never discuss religion or politics at the dinner table
- Being an adult can be fun when you are acting like a kid
- Trust your gut
- be a little strange, the world will look better
- freckles are not fly shit
- its ok to be scared, but don’t let that fear control you.
- always look at both sides of the metal.
FOOD
- try everything once.
- cook for other people
- dont chew with your mouth open
DRINK
- find your drink and stick with it.
- know your limits
- any day that ends is a Y is a good day to drink whiskey
FASHION
- it’s ok to wear pink
- own more than one pair of shoes. You should have a couple pairs of black shoes, one pair of brown and about 140 sneakers
MONEY
- does not make you happy
- cant take it with you when you die
- never tell some one how much you make, youll sound like an ass
WORK
- “Difficult” takes a day. “Impossible” takes a week.
- Don’t let awards control your life. Don’t get a big ego. But awards are necessary
- no job is below you.
- Your reputation is more important than your paycheck, and your integrity is worth more than your career.
- Learn the Rules and Then break them
- don’t open your mouth until you know the shot.
- take lunch.
PETS
- have at least one dog or cat that can show you unconditional love.
WEATHER
- walk in the rain (preferable bare foot )

Life lessons people. I especially concur on chewing with your mouth open, and drinking whispey all day everyday. Oh and the socks. You must have the socks.

VIA oneplusinfintiy

"...is that what you want to do? Or is that what is expected of you?"

-MadMen (Season 4)

Life has a tendency to eat you up and spit you out. You always want to do your best. In personal life and at work...but the thing about being dependable, is that people eventually start taking advantage of you. They start to just...expect.

How to Spoon.

This is a 1950's educational film that teachs spoon their ladies. Narrated by Dexter's Michael C. Hall - starring Bill Dawes and Lauren Schacher.

Baby T-Rex arm- that's me.

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Rules to live by.

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