Mind Blown.

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I mean......

Santa using Siri.

I'm kinda not ok with it....acting like Santa Clause NEEDS Siri to do his work. But, hey....what can you do?

Duet with Siri.

So by now...everyone knows that the big deal about the new iphone 4s is Siri. I have not expereinced its magic but I guess you can just talk to your phone and it responds/does what you ask.

An then the youtubers got a hold of it.

Siri was not amused.

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The Steve Jobs Soundboard.

For all the shit I give apple about thier prices and unnessecary innovation that is meant purely to pigeohold the consumer, I got to give some props to the late Mr. Jobs. It's been a crazy two weeks, but we move on.

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The Linkdown.

1. Astro-icides. Art? Or just sad portrayals of reality. "Someone should've had a double major."

2. idisembodied hand.

3. Tom Ford....if we are talking social issues...I like skinny asian.

4. How to get in trouble for putting cloths on a woman- against their will.

5. $35 for the Nike Swoosh design? Talk about getting played.

6. You can change the outside, but the inside is still not even good enough for beer pong.

7. Bad Idea.

8. Black women....you can't find find a good man? Solution.

9. The highest tennis court in the world, is obviously in Dubai. Useless.

10. The last stripper.

The new iDea.

"Look, we know you're gonna buy it."

Ipad 2 (the smart cover) Ad.

Apple unveiled the iPad 2 yesterday. I don't think I have to reiterate how I feel about apple releasing newer version of thing they already sold us for far too much money (knowing they were gonna make a better one). But here's a little spot that should really get a few early adopter's blood boiling.
A cover that's also a stand. You motherf*ckers knew you were gonna do that years ago.

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An even Nano-er than the last one.

Why not right? Steve is on a mission. Eh. I like the logo though. The mission is called....buy more of our shit.

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Mac Funny.

Ha.

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iclothing.

Go ahead....you know you want to click the link and see what iclothing is all about. I mean, where else would you put your oversized itouch, but in a giant pocket in the front of your body?

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Apple Ad Vandals.

Freedom From Porn from Freedom From Porn on Vimeo.

Perhaps if apple decided to do a little bit more witht hier creative, bombing it wouldnt be so simple.

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iphone 4.

Go ahead. Check it out. You know you want to (have to, because your iphone is now obsolete). This one has a recording device. And it's letter free.

The Linkdown: Hold over until the LOST finale review....

1. Is making the IPAD technology causing people to kill themselves? (Steve is currently putting his slave whip away, "Boy your name is Tobe.").

2. Speaking of the devil: Steve Jobs vs. Bill Gates.

3. You Muslims and your "Monkey God". Yikes.

4. And THIS is why you don't steal purses from women.

5. "If you're in this building, you would need to take this angle to shoot the president...'": Hypothetical Obama assassination used to teach kids.

6. Marc Jacobs poses in his birthday suit in a new ad. Why pay someone else to be naked when you could do it yourself.

7. Bad Ass Way to Get Dressed.

8. Huggie Denim. Babies first skinny jeans.

9. The Fürer, in pink.

Alice on ipad.

I've hated on the ipad and the "i touch stuff to hip music" strategy that's overdone by apple. But this spot is nice.

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Why not?

...iphone font. A font crafted from 540 iphone apps.

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IPAD Spot.

I feel morally obligated to continue showing spots on this blog of apple products that are created simply to make those apple products we currently own, obsolete. Above, is yet another spot that focuses on fingers being fingers. Just remember, those same fingers will be the one's that have to hand over your VISA card to a stranger and then-in a split second...cost you $600.

Enjoy.

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Remember When I called it an ISLATE?

Well...I'll eat my information gathering words. In all actuality it's called an IPAD. Female menstrual jokes aside, the first 10 seconds of the above promo really sums up the entire entity of the product....I think...

"When something exceeds your ability to understand how it works....it sorta becomes magical. And that's what the IPAD is."

:::headcock to the side::::

So...this is just a giant I phone, then? Not magic. Just a bigger iphone. Steve-Talk to me.

The ISLATE (or ipad).

So...we are all aware that apple may or may not be dropping a new product on us. The islate (or IPad). No one knows exactly what it does because Steve Jobs likes his secrets. But if it does indeed exist, it seems to be yet another device that does everything for everyone-with a touch screen of coarse. And it evolved from this guy. It's yet another Apple product that makes you look at your current apple products and say, "I wish someone told me this before I purchased the_fill in the blank__."  

Anyway, the spots above may or may not be real (shhhh, they are leaked), but I do kinda like the fingers one. But I may be partial...as I have been casting, selecting and arranging hands for the past 2 weeks. Have you guys ever seen a hand models book? It's like a frame by frame of a rock-paper-scissors game.

But I digress...I did a primary google search. This is what I found out about the ISLATE  (or IPad). Consider yourself informed.

Word.*

*I do however plan on getting one when it goes to Verizon

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Mac Doc Icon Spelling.

Submit yours now! My icons are pretty basic...but I know a few people (who sit a a cubicle away from me) who could spell Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious (That' s two Mary Poppins refrences in one week!). 

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