The Social Shower Curtain.

A little much....but if you are interested...

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Occupy Sesame Street.

Seemingly fitting after my last post, no?

Occupy Sesame Street.

So the godly twitter kingdom is pulling together the best of the best. But that is not the real story here. The lovely being known as the human race is using our puppet friends as a way to make light of the current protest situation. And......it's pretty genius.

Photoshop magic:

See more here.

Samuel L. Jackson tweets.....

I'm not a big fan of twitter...but I tell you I will google follow......

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NYC Earthquakeepocalypse 2011.

In the wake of the devastating 2011 earthquake I just thought I'd share a few tweets.

I dont know about you all, but my office deemed it safer to go to the bar than stay inside working. God Blesses Everyone.

Let the Social Media Wars Begin.

Let's face it. There is alot to choose from. You have to pick sides.

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The Hip Hop Violinist.

Peter Lee Johnson is pretty sick, right? I always wished I woulda stuck with one of the many instruments I played in primary school. Especially when the internet now can make anyone famous and desirable. Amoungst the thousands of girls falling in love infront of thier monitors right now....Check the youtube comment below.

"Dude i wuld totally have sex to all of your covers...cus every chick on youtube digs it!!!"

You can't buy that kinda fame (unless you have a big butt or you are willing to make a sex tape). Talent is sexy.

The Museum of Me.

I'm not sure what the connection is as of yet, but intel decided to create a site that curates all of your online material into a museum of sorts- The Museum of Me. This is a great idea, because vanity and self worth is running wild these days. Check out the demo....I mean spot.

The actual outcome....it's semi interesting. Here's a few stills from mine.

So in the end. The idea, is bigger and better than the execution.

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Google Chrome: It Gets Better!

So there have been alot of new google chrome spots lately. This one is my favorite.

"...so they can picture futures for themselves that are worth sticking around for."

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Fun Face Book Defaults.

I'm probably really late with these...but they are awesome. See more here.

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"It is important always to remember that virtual contact cannot and must not take the place of direct human contact with people at every level of our lives..."

- Pope Benedict XVI talking about technilogical advances, facebook in particular

He should probably rethink this statement a bit. Virtual contact could've been a safety net. You know...a way for the cathoilc church NOT to considered a sanctioned safe house for monotone pedophiles around the world. Unless of coarse...there was a "To Catch a Predator" moment. But that's just good tv.

The Linkdown. I'm a Week Behind...in life.

1. Antismoking ads for soldiers look like this. Cause in sweden soldiers like to have sex. And they also use gun.....

2. Alicia Keys died for a cause. Unfortunatly, no one else did and it failed. Wamp wamp.

3. Unfortunately, history shows that as far as Jets/Pats games go, it's completely the opposite 9-year-old boy.

4. But as a New Yorker, this makes the loss last night not a little less painful.

5. Inception in real-time. My brain breaths a sigh of relief. Now I can move onto Harry Potter.

6. Lebron is in Cleveland.

7. If you thought For Colored Girls was visual torture. But somehow, I love her more....

8. Hair in your food? Send it back, unless its...art.

9. Babies cost a fortune. Use a condom. I'm sold.

10. R.I.P.

Newsflash: God gets Tweets.

For dropping a pass in a football game. I'll blame god. VIA tweet. GOAAALLLL!

Thanks alot Adidas.

Useless.

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For Sneaker Heads.

Sneakerpedia Trailer from Sneakerpedia on Vimeo.

SNeakerpedia.com, for Sneaker-Heads. Ok...footlocker.

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I Love my Friends: Jason.

So...one of my genius friends from New England raised a provocative, yet logical question on facebook last week. He has a rep for a certain type of question. The last one of this grandeur was "What would win in a fight....a bear of a killer whale if they where both standing in 4 ft of water?" Tough right? Well this time he set himself to the face book status. And he supplied ups with this brilliance:

Who would win in a fight, Aang from Avatar:The last Air Bender or Goku from Dragon Ball Z?

And this lengthy status debate was what followed went on for several days:

Though the names have been changed to protect the innocent and their views...I am the one with Mojo Jojo as my profile picture. Some major quotes from perhaps the best debate I have had in months. A few jems in the convo:

no, Avatar has the ability to control the Elements. Goku can shatter the planet right from under him with the spirit bomb. and remember UNLIKE Goku, Aang isnt superhuman or can resist massive physical injury. the instant transmission and a Kamehameha wave would Kill AAng

He controls the elements that runs the planet man...everything that goku thouches avatar controls...plus that spirit bomb takes time to charge up...the avatar aint goin to sit there and let him charge that shit up.

dude, have you even watched Dragonball? Goku BLEW UP AN ENTIRE MOUNTAIN WHEN HE WAS ONLY 6!!!!!!

Less you forget, Ang can water bend. If we break it down, all beings are made up of at least 90% water or something. All ang has to do is remove all water from goku's body and he is DONE!!!

um.. again those are HUMANS, NOT ALIENS. the part that you guys are missing is that most of the stuff that aang has done to affect humans.

With life being as busy as it is now for us 90's babies.....convos like this are once in a life time. Luckily, I have aligned myself with friends that ask trivial yet completely relevent stuff like this. More importantly....what do you think? Who would win?

If Facebook Existed....years ago.

...

Funny. But the best part is...I am smart enough to get all of these references. Go Education!

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Old Spice, I'm on personalized messaging.

Old Spice gets personal and takes to personalized videos to respond and reach out to bloggers, YouTube commenters, Twitterers and celebrities. The talent is irresistibly charming and suave like Obama when he was getting elected, so it's no wonder W + K is capitalizing on the "I'm on a horse" love. Allegedly he has done over 150 videos in this blitz. Old Spice must be going bananas over the popularity and I know the creatives are feeling themselves hard right now. Kudos to the writers for the script. And kudos to the high hats who let this campaign fly. Talk about connecting with the consumer......

Below are my three favorites...thus far.

A twitter marriage proposal....genius.

Old Spice proposal @ Yahoo! Video

The Book of Enchanting Success filled People that are Winning in Life and Deserve Cakes.

Obama Shout out.

A Leveled Party.

"Berlin-based artist Hans Hemmert (famous for his work with balloons) threw a party where guests wore shoe-extenders to make them all the same height of 2 meters....Hiis (completely underpublished) project, entitled "Level," is from 1997, produced for the Personal Absurdities show at the Galerie Gebauer Berlin. Finding it now, in 2010, I can't help but read it as a design event, getting directly at the basic qualities that shape our interactions with others—what does it mean when we all share one height?"- Core 77

Very fun. And interesting project. I mean, I get a little antsy when people stand next to me on the subway that are taller than me ...so this is probably not the party for me- everyone being the same height and all. But it's an interesting social experiment. I wonder is short people acted more confidently, and vis versa. Or if it was just an awkward ordeal all together? And how many glasses of wine did it take for the midget at the party to finally bust his ass? Hmmmm.

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The Linkdown.

1. Now we knew Marge Simpson was posing in the upcoming issue of Playboy, but did we know she was posing in the upcoming issue of playboy? I think not. 

2. Is it a purse of a get well soon balloon for grandma?

3. The Vatican now welcomes married priests. Which confirms my suspicion, that they are just making sh*t up as they go along. 

4.Kanye West has got a new short film. Please watch it and let me know what the f*ck is going on. No really...I need your help.

5. Wrong Hole. Opps...and then I vomit.

6. Raindow bright got a make-over. And her tweentastic hot bod awaits a new generation of budding bulimics.

7. Those Vadge pendants are finally for sale...thank god.

8. Ladies, this is how you turn on your man if he is real car fanatic.Vroom, vroom.

9. Pantone, skin tone. 

10. @ readers, 36% of people under the age of 35 use Facebook or Twitter after sex.

OK, this is kinda funny.

Allegedly, someone broke into Stevie Wonders twitter account (blank stare) and posted this. I mean....as f*cked up as it is. When I first saw it...I chuckled.

Blame the idea of twitter. Not me.

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