This...shouldn't exist. The Manty Host.

Yep, this is really happening.

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"Real Men....."

So apparently Demi Moore was "taken advantage of when she was a teenager." So her and Ashton decided to make some spots using "real men" and telling us what "real men" do. In the end.....the same pay off, they "don't buy girls." Below are the best of the group. You can see the rest here.






For such a strong, compelling and necessary message, I think the light hearted-ness of these spots is inappropriate. They are very bud light-ish. But the outcome is not purchasing a twelve pack. It's fighting misogyny and sex trafficking. So unless those two share some common thread I dont know about....perhaps the approach should have been more thought out.

I must say though, the way Bradly Cooper ate his cereal.....that could only happen in a dream. A very very good dream.

The Guaranteed Date.

All you need is a printer and a smug ass look.

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One Minute Puberty.

One Minute Puberty from bitteschön.tv on Vimeo.

Pretty accurate.

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Bacon Roses.

If I knew about this on Valentines day....

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Life Lesson: Man Tears Prt 4

Another one bit the dust. Listen...I am waging a personal war against what I consider should be considered a hate crime in this country. MAN TEARS. I have posted about this before, but last week (or two nights ago depending on when I decide to watch it on my dvr) Ronny from Jersey Shore just got added to my list of perpetrators. He and "Reality star" Sammi had a not-to-inspiring break-up/ throw-down on national tv for us to wittness, and this dude responded with tears (like a child, all sniffling on tv and what not).

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Men. Crying is normal. Crying infront of people...is unacceptable. Crying on camera..is a sin. Don't get caught up in this trap. It is NEVER a good look. Society does not respect a crying dude.

The only exceptions are:

-A Death (and at the funeral...no where else)

-The birth of your child

-Surgery

And even from that list...you can only do one in public (I'm not gonna tell you which one). I guess it's a fact of life, the bigger they are, the harder they fall. Watch this clip. It's despicable. And I cant even find the after math of the fight...where he is laying in bed while boring as hell Sammi is asking him if she should stay. And he nods at her, like a three year old who just got in trouble. Oooooorrrrr, an Animal Hoarder that just got all 55 of their African Finch Back Parrots taken away from them (shout out to Animal Planets: Animal Hoarders, Friday nights at 10pm on Animal Planet) lol.

There needs to be a revolution. This use to be a small issue. I use to be able to overlook these. But it's starting to get out of control. And I think I know what the tipping point was. I blame John (teary-mcgee) Bahner.

P.S. I love reality tv (most of the time).

The Linkdown:This is a good one.

1. Gods of tennis, play a godly game of tennis. Love-40, Jesus..

2. Happy New Year. So...only America drops a ball, huh? I did not know that.

3. A black president? Youre shitting me.

4. My state us ranker top 3 in Penis size. What say you small penis Wyoming?

5. And then you realize your New Years was subpar.

6. Is your cereal racist?

7. Memo to Brett Farv...you can pay professional for this, dude.

8. So what your saying is, I should choose to have my skin ripped off like a t-shirt.

9. Breast jiggling machine...thank you China.

11. LOST, still effecting people lives.

12. J-Wow on New Years was...WOW.

"Dont Waste your Sperm (on all those koalas)."

I'm guessing there is some type of lack of sperm epidemic in Australia. Because when a sperm donor clinic has to place an ad (an gross ambient at that)....there has to be a dire situation going on.

"A fertility clinic in Australia placed an ad in FHM that caused the magazine's pages to stick together. When unstuck, the pages revealed a woman posing in lingerie...The message being—donate it at the Repromed fertility clinic instead."

I don't want to be that creative that nit picks. But....being a man, I must point out a simple truth. Men don't jerk off into magazines. We are evolved biengs. We use high class apparatuses (apparati?) like....tissues. And....paper towels. And....well, bed sheets. Also, I wish the line was different. "Waste of sperm" is not the incentive to make a dude anonymously donate his sperm. Lack of money is. You'd be surprised what you'll do in college for a quick $300.

cough:: Not that I would know or anything :::cough:::

Agency: Jamshop, Adelaide

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The Linkdown: My Gift yo You on Xmas.

1. Yep, that throwback just happened.

2. And you thought you had a good time at your holiday party.

3. Why fix the saggy pants craze when you can make money off of it. Introducing the man garter belt suspenders.

4. I would like to that Santa for Megan Fox. That's it.

5. Ok...I hate posting baby crap. But this some cute shit.

6. Should guys groom their pubic hair? A winter discussion indeed.

7. Playstation kinect gets kinky. It was only a matter of time.

8. A NY Christmas.

9. Top Google searched of 2010! Next year Im gonna be on this ish.

10. Rudolph just cant take the stress anymore.

11. The UAE doesn't quiet understand Christmas....but they spent alot of monay anyway.

The Linkdown.

1. Underwear that lets the boys hang out free (cause that's exactly what all men want).

2. Comedy Central has got themselves a new logo.

3. The preview shots to Kanye's new video are a little spooky. Dead girls lying all over the place. Fingers crossed for for zombie dance scenes.

4. No...fur real!

5. I find myself incredibly lucky that both of my parents are computer illiterate....but in the case that you need a flow chart to tell you whether you should accept your parents on facebbok, this is it.

6. Live animals at church nativity reenactments are NOT a good idea.

7. The truth about facebook. This is like the Disney phallic covers scandals all over again. Except completely expected.

8. Oh please, please, please.....I cant wait to get this cry baby as the speaker of the house. The world leaders will indeed gain even more respect for us (sarcasm).

9. Paper Fashion.

10. Fourteen actors acting!

The Fold.

This....is very cool. In it's simplicity and usefulness. But it's not $95 worth of cool.

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The True Clean Towel.

This....goes at the very top of my list of useless things that are very, very, very important. And the spot...is ridiculous. So...that's a win.



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10 Redesigned Movie Posters.

See the rest here.

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The Linkdwon: Conan is Back.

1. Conan kills the ratings in his return to tv last week. Still....I'm a little worried about him. The fact that I willingly looked for TBS on my DVR made me cringe a little.

2. “Barack Obama Type” Incense. Does it make your home smell presidential or like socialism?

3. A snuggie for your Penis. Introducing.... The Tuggie.

4. Out of context Vintage Comics.

5. Puma knows what's up.

6. The FDA has proposed new cigarette warning labels aka the FDA needs to hire a design shop immediately.

7. 17 interesting facts about feet. The 18th...I hate feet. But mine are pretty good.

8. Hiedi wears the loser's dress (I;m currently wearing my "I watch Project Runway and have male parts" button). But guess what? She cut the mutha f*cking sleeves off.

9. Who is the rap game's worste person of the week? Kanye or Kid Cudi? Crazy or High?

10. I swear...I thought the same thing. OK...I was mostly like "Where's the 'E'?" I wasnt smart ::cough:: nuts ::cough:: enough to make the Muslim Connection.

11. STD testing...there's obviously an app for that.

When selling flavored dotted condoms....

Phallic imagery is obviously the best way to go (especially abroad). Technically speaking, however.....these ads portray flavored testicles. If anything. Which, to my understanding of condoms, is not how they work.

But still....hysterical.

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Guys...need a lift?

Introducing male enhancement underwear by British designers, Marks & Spencer. Either the Brits have a serious problem when it comes to their men or...well, that's my only guess.

So, as it turns out....you can purchase manhood these days. Bigger bulge undies? Sure. Male firm butt lift? Yes sir. What about a nice manly chest???? Do you want it in black, white or grey?

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Double Entendre: Clean Your Balls.

Kinda hysterical.

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The Expendables.

The movie The Expendables is what my dad dreams about every night knocked out next to the the high speed car chase schematics he drafted up in his thirties and a dozen empty cans of budwieser. I have been meaning to write a short post about the film for some time now. I guess I never saw a preview, except for the ten thousand posters plastered around the NY subways system. Somehow, someone came up with the brilliant idea of collecting all the famed action heros of the past and combining them with those of the present, and making the ultimate man action movie known to...well, man. Kudos. My dad is salivating!

Anyway....below is a breakdown of each actor's kills in each of his movies. I am a little let down by Jet Li.

Via: Term Life Insurance

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Shake Wieght for Men.

Where do I start? Masterbation reference? They guy's face using it in the spot "Ewww That's It"? Gay joke?

Where to I begin people?

Guys as Girls: Best's with Testies.

"I actually digested two gusts of wind on the way over."

LOL. And just to be fair...here is the girls as guys version.

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