Doggie Costumes.

Just like last year.......dogs in costumes. ADORABLE!

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The Linkdown: "Pee Like Man, now you can."

1. Women of the world....good news....equality is just a dildo shaped pee drain away. Thanks the norse gods of feminism and fertility.

2. Attention, novelty pets collectors of Miami. We know what your up to. Cut it out and take up jogging or something.

3. Another step to take the human out of humanity. I see you internet.

4. Rihanna for Emporio. I can't stand her accent, but this....this is ok.

5. Venini Tit Lights.

6. This is why PR agencies exist. Dear Netflixx Users....I messed up, is what you say to you parents (Mr. and Mrs. Netflixx) after a night in jail. See the Conana spoof here.

7. Manhatten Mini Storage...taking shots.

8. I would like to say that I tried really hard for this shot 2 weeks ago. My phone wasn't being cool. But THIS is my joke. I swear.....

9. Funny-ish spot involving George Clooney.

NOPE. It's just the best taxidermist...period.

Everything about this is perfect (real or not). Period.

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Your Dog Doppleganger.

So a cool new site, made with the specific purpose of finding homes for homeless pups just launched. It's getting alot of buzz. The premise.....take a picture of yourself and the site will analyze who you doppelganger is. I must admit....I like it because it caters ONLY to dogs (f*ck you cats). I took the liberty of testing it for you.

Don't you just want to rub my belly? So now all I have to do is find this dog Elliot. Adopt him lovingly. And kill him. Because there can be only one. Go ahead...give it a try.

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So, I'm back.

It's been a grueling 2 weeks...and all I could think about was how I was going to reintroduce myself back to the daily post grind. It had to be smooth. Like I never left. Like I didn't miss the death of Bin Laden. Or the marriage of a Prince that has nothing to do with anything. Or how the the President of the US finally proved that he was an American Citizen (cause he has been fooling everyone fore years).

And here it is.

It's like I never left right?

I'm back. And already scrolling the interenets. See you soon.

It's about time...

...and obvious execution from the anti-fur people. It would be the Germans who did it first. Even though in my mind, I would think the Germans love fur....wouldn't you? Hmmmm....call me confused. Lol.

Side Note: Doesnt that fox look like he is ready to teach some Mutant Turtles how to do Martial Arts?

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The Linkdown.

1. Introducing the Puppy Bowl players.

2. With black hair...Kate Moss looks like a hot light skinned chic.

3. This is the real reason the Jets didnt win the playoffs. Sanchez is indeed dirty.

4. Rex Ryan's calm reaction to the "L".

5. Just a sip will get you HIIIGGGHHHH!

6. I didn't cry when I found out there was no Santa Cluase. But this....I feel like I should take her to small claims court.

7. When Tyra said androgynous...

8. UGGS that aren't that UGLY. Wow (still the logo).

9. What does American Apparel do when they think they have done every porn related ad there is. They draw it...

10. Finally, who does every single person in America want to be right now? Oprah's Half-Sister. Lucky bitch.

Who said Pigeon Carriers where out of Style?

Email...you best step your game up.

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The Linkdown: It is...what it is.

1. So you thought that Zodiac tattoo was a good idea huh?

2. The 11 most "effective" male sex dolls.

3. Crosshairs planted over a map of our country or bullet hole billboards...which one is worse (f*cking idiots)?

4. Authentic Crown of Thorns....on sale now. Act fast (three day sale).

5. This baby knows quality.

6. Gyllenhaal has got himself a metrocard. Gotcha Jakey Poo.

7. Speaking of the NY transit system.... A rat crawling all over a sleeping man on the Subway. You might as well put me down if this happened to me (and someone recorded it, instead of telling me).

8. Dog genocide, looks like Switzerland is taking a page from history. Neutral....huh?

9. Fat-finger Errors. I've already taught my smart phone that "U" means "you." They are like puppies....you just need to teach them.

10. What happens when old technology meets new kids (that are French, no less)?

11. Ricky Gervais...DAMN! He went in on the Stars!

12. Simpsons Porn trailer. Wishes do come true.

Dinosaur Super Heroes.

I mean....this is genius. From Raptorine to Stegathorus.

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Dogs and the office Christmas party.

Sorry guys...crazy week. Not alot of posts....I hope this hold you over. Be back soon (if I dont contract alcohol poisoning at the office xmas party). Yes...in my mind, a cute dog youtube video inspired a booze joke.

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The Linkdown.

1. Underwear that lets the boys hang out free (cause that's exactly what all men want).

2. Comedy Central has got themselves a new logo.

3. The preview shots to Kanye's new video are a little spooky. Dead girls lying all over the place. Fingers crossed for for zombie dance scenes.

4. No...fur real!

5. I find myself incredibly lucky that both of my parents are computer illiterate....but in the case that you need a flow chart to tell you whether you should accept your parents on facebbok, this is it.

6. Live animals at church nativity reenactments are NOT a good idea.

7. The truth about facebook. This is like the Disney phallic covers scandals all over again. Except completely expected.

8. Oh please, please, please.....I cant wait to get this cry baby as the speaker of the house. The world leaders will indeed gain even more respect for us (sarcasm).

9. Paper Fashion.

10. Fourteen actors acting!

A Rising Star.

You guys know all about the goat that screams like a man right? But do you know about the goat that does Usher covers????





Zing. And now you know.

"Seriously...I'm out this B*tch.."

I feel like this everyday whale/dolphin of Japan. The difference is...you acted on it. Kudos.

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she killed it!

Willow shut it down on ellen today, her first television performance!

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Pretty good for a white bird. bhahahah

Halloween Countdown 3:Doggy Costumes.

Top 40 Best Dog Costumes. I cant promise you that all the dogs look happy, but I can promise you that what youre about to see is the most acceptable form of pet torture known to man. And...the Antoin Dodson doggie above, is only ranked number 14!

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White Knuckles. Ok Go.

This video is so perfect in so many ways.

Is Nissan Making a LOST reference?

Or is this the silliest spot you have seen in a long time. Polar Bear + Human = Mauled to death. Fact. Allegedly, this is by Crispin.

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Ummm....this is fucking Awesome. Dancing Dog.

This...will make your day.

Cute Dog Attack.

I mean.....COME. ON.

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