Awesome Print Ads for Instruments.

You read that right. No clue what they are saying...but do you really need to know?

SIDENOTE: I use to play the trumpet back in primary school. I wanted to play the sax (cause you know that ish was in, in the 90s), but you cannot not deny the mass sex appeal of the trumpet. Eight years olds were throwing themselves on me. #notreally.

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I Guess I Never Thought About it like that Ads.

I like it. But where is Rogue. She has the biggest animated breasts known to man. She needs to be checking.

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Good Old Fashioned Print Ads.

Love that this is so nice and simple. It's exactly why I got into advertising. Oh...and check the logo- smart.

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Oh Jesus....Ads.

I mean.....geesh Ogilvy, Argentina. Really?

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Reading is Good, Ads.

Line: Read more movies.

I like this series. I think the Clockwork Orange execution is the best, but I will admit....I did try to read Clockwork Orange, and I failed miserably. So I went home and Netflixed it. Hah.

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Just Gorgeous and Simple.

Love these. So simple.

VIA KMBA

Sex is no accident. Wrap it Up...

...says MTV. I think it's nice. Not sure is the comic book style is relevant to the MTV viewers. But I guess the imagery is shockingly funny enough to make preteens and college kids alike read it.

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Hello Metaphor.

Line: Touch him and you to touch everything he's touched.

Get it? It's like 2 levels deep. But here's some real added value for this ad...alot men do not wash their hands after taking a piss. I cannot tell you how many times I've seen dudes just walk right out of the bathroom and I had to make a mental note not to ever touch their stuff. I cannot tell you how long the list is at my job. Because you know....holding your junk for 30 seconds requires no form of cleanliness after. The bugger execution is "eh".

So....go ahead buy the Purell. Cause you simply cannot trust people.

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Cute Anti-Fur Ads.

Here's the problem....I think that these executions trivialize the problem. When you bring things into toy realm, it's supposed to be fun and light hearted. There is allegedly nothing fun and light hearted about animal cruelty, so why even take it there? You know?

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The Wonderful World of Sex.

Line: "The safer you play, the longer you stay."

Check out the rides. They are hysterical. Also not sure if I should tell you this is NSFW. Is illustrated/cartoony porn any less graphic than real porn? Anyway...it's clever all around.

VIA copyranter

"ART DIRECTORS GONE WILD" indeed.

"Go ADs go! Strip off those layers of convention! Keep pushing that digital envelope! Disgusting? Who cares! Better disgusting than safe! Senseless? Who cares! Better senseless than sensible! Doesn't give me a real reason to buy Pepsodent's Torsion toothbrush? FUCK reason! Reason is the hobgoblin of the reasonable!"

Copyranter was right. I almost peed on myself when I saw this. There is a odd mix of love, jealousy and admiration going on in my heart right now. And I like it.

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Lubricant Ads, from Paris.

Copy: "Try me! Or not...Try intimate lubricant gel"

Go ahead. Just stick it in there. There are other executions that include bones and telescopes. Cause that's how they get down in Paris.

VIA JWT Paris

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Long Ass Condom Ads.

Here's the insight I have that makes this ad execution a little too hyperbolic for me. Real men, know how much condoms cost. And there for we don't go around wasting them. That sh*t is expensive. Most men (ones that are not rich) dont even bother to crack the seal unless a "We are about to use this expensive ass condom to have sex" contract is signed. Fact.

VIA copyranter

It's about time...

...and obvious execution from the anti-fur people. It would be the Germans who did it first. Even though in my mind, I would think the Germans love fur....wouldn't you? Hmmmm....call me confused. Lol.

Side Note: Doesnt that fox look like he is ready to teach some Mutant Turtles how to do Martial Arts?

VIA adfreak

Attacked by Candy Ads.

Aquafresh reminds us why candy is bad for us (as I sit a work chomping down on gummibears). See the other executions here.

Agency: ACW Grey, Israel

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Stiffy Drugs, for hard places.

You will be so horny....that everything, EVERY THING will look like a bed. My question is....why not just find a bed?

VIA copyranter

No coffee, no daddy.

People have left (me) for less.

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A Stella Christmas.

Santa's driving drunk this year. Don't bring no sloppy ish to my house Nicholas. Thannks Puerto Rico for the warning.

Agency: Eje Sociedad Publicitaria, Puerto Rico

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"Dont Waste your Sperm (on all those koalas)."

I'm guessing there is some type of lack of sperm epidemic in Australia. Because when a sperm donor clinic has to place an ad (an gross ambient at that)....there has to be a dire situation going on.

"A fertility clinic in Australia placed an ad in FHM that caused the magazine's pages to stick together. When unstuck, the pages revealed a woman posing in lingerie...The message being—donate it at the Repromed fertility clinic instead."

I don't want to be that creative that nit picks. But....being a man, I must point out a simple truth. Men don't jerk off into magazines. We are evolved biengs. We use high class apparatuses (apparati?) like....tissues. And....paper towels. And....well, bed sheets. Also, I wish the line was different. "Waste of sperm" is not the incentive to make a dude anonymously donate his sperm. Lack of money is. You'd be surprised what you'll do in college for a quick $300.

cough:: Not that I would know or anything :::cough:::

Agency: Jamshop, Adelaide

VIA adfreak

Dog Dominatrix Antics in Poland.

This is actually for a dog shelter. At Christmas time in Poland, I guess they send their dogs to dominatrix themed kettles over there. Eh....who am I to judge. However...this ad does raise the question "What do you think the 'safe word' is for canine that like a little kink in their lovemaking."

Wait what? Exactly.

VIA copyranter