Thanks Mom 2012.

Thank you mom for giving me good looks.

A Dozen Roses to You for V-Day.

From me to you. Hope you have a good one!

Sugar Plum Fairy by P.Tchaikovsky...by Glass.

Feeling a little Christmasy now.....

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Too Soon...

...or too much?

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The Pepper Spray Baby Jesus Christmas Sweater...

You have all been looking for.

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Happy Turkey Day.

Have a good one. I know I will (already drinking to numb the family pains).

Old Navy hates America.

Hopefully your fourth of July was better than this Old Navy commercial. Which shouldn't be that difficult...all-in-all....

Easter 2011.

(Pic)

May it be as eventful as it was last year. Wait...what? You did nothing last year. Well guess what???

Happy Irish Day, from Uncle Grimace.

Stole this from D-Listed. The lack of posts.....I apologize for, but similar to the copy and paste execution that is happening above, I have been ridiculously busy. But not too busy to drink on Irish Day. Have a good one guys. I know I am.

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The Linkdown: That wierd time between Christmas and New Year.

1. Have a very Zombie Holiday!

2. Yeah....Prancer would do that. He is totally gay.

3. This is pretty cool. Disney's Christmas Parade...time lapsed.

4. A sign of the holidays.

5. "I Whip My Hair Back and Forth," on ice.

6. Beautiful Bike.

7. Snow Penises are illegal? Since when?

Creepy Santa: Nicholas was....

39 Degrees North: Christmas Card 2010 from 39 Degrees North on Vimeo.

I knew it, I knew, I knew it......

As a kid, I use to try and tell people that this man could not obviously like doing this each and every year. It seemed more like a chore to me. And low and behold, now that I am an adult...it turned out to be, another chore. And I only have to get like 6 gifts. I'm just glad Santa thought (was cursed into it) so to.

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The Linkdown: My Gift yo You on Xmas.

1. Yep, that throwback just happened.

2. And you thought you had a good time at your holiday party.

3. Why fix the saggy pants craze when you can make money off of it. Introducing the man garter belt suspenders.

4. I would like to that Santa for Megan Fox. That's it.

5. Ok...I hate posting baby crap. But this some cute shit.

6. Should guys groom their pubic hair? A winter discussion indeed.

7. Playstation kinect gets kinky. It was only a matter of time.

8. A NY Christmas.

9. Top Google searched of 2010! Next year Im gonna be on this ish.

10. Rudolph just cant take the stress anymore.

11. The UAE doesn't quiet understand Christmas....but they spent alot of monay anyway.

Dogs and the office Christmas party.

Sorry guys...crazy week. Not alot of posts....I hope this hold you over. Be back soon (if I dont contract alcohol poisoning at the office xmas party). Yes...in my mind, a cute dog youtube video inspired a booze joke.

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Idiots on Thanksgiving.

“....the true story of Thanksgiving is how socialism failed...”

And people listen to this. Willingly. And regularly. Be frightened....

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Murakami in NY.

"...among the usual floats in the macy’s thanksgiving day parade were takashi murakami’s kaikai & kiki characters. the japanese designer specially created the giant floating balloons and rode along with them dressed in a green flower costume. macy’s began their collaboration with murakami in 2008, but it wasn’t till this year that he was free to work on the floats..."

I love this. Among the classics were these little nuggets. Genius.

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Thanksception.

"We regretted never doing something for Nolan's awesome movie Inception, and we wanted to do something special for Thanksgiving, so we combined the two! Hope that you guys have a great holiday season! "

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Turkey...you are so dumb, you are really dumb, fo real.

Happy Turkey day guys and gals! This is the exact holiday, when we put back on the winter weight that we just lost over the summer. Oh, and the awkward family moments. Lucikly, I am secure enough in my oldness of age to drink heavily without regard to public opinion. Hurray! Enjoy.

Holiday Ad Gone Wrong.

Now....if I were put in charge of making a men's underwear ad for the holiday season, the logical situation would be "models partaking in actions done among consensual adults." But in Brazil....this is what you get. Menstruating mom's back up boy-toy secretly stealing a glance at the kids in the middle of the night in his boxer briefs.....

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See you in, Summer Time.

I had all these plans to post today, but I got drunk during an extended lunch on a half day. So.....I'm just gonna wish you guys a safe Memorial Day Weekend. See you on Tuesday.

Belated Mothers Day Thoughts.

This one goes out to all of those who made a difference in the lives of children across the world. Sappy, I know...but who would we be without the love of a mom. More importantly, who else would put up with your sh*t unconditionally without getting paid for it? Moms, the probono business partners/employess of assholes across the the planet. Thanks.