Showing posts with label baby mama drama. Show all posts
Showing posts with label baby mama drama. Show all posts

12.20.2010

The Linkdown: My Gift yo You on Xmas.



1. Yep, that throwback just happened.

2. And you thought you had a good time at your holiday party.

3. Why fix the saggy pants craze when you can make money off of it. Introducing the man garter belt suspenders.

4. I would like to that Santa for Megan Fox. That's it.

5. Ok...I hate posting baby crap. But this some cute shit.

6. Should guys groom their pubic hair? A winter discussion indeed.

7. Playstation kinect gets kinky. It was only a matter of time.


9. Top Google searched of 2010! Next year Im gonna be on this ish.


11. The UAE doesn't quiet understand Christmas....but they spent alot of monay anyway.




9.18.2008

a box of menthol pacifier lights please.


Everyone who goes to ad school is told the same thing on the first day: DO NOT EVER but babies in your student book. They also advise the youngings not to make cigarette ads. The advertising GODS....aka...the "gatekeepers" hate it. 

But look...look what Marlboro was doing before the Marlboro Man. They took those 2 hated objects and combined them to form the most convincing print ad I've ever seen in my life. 
These babies are asking, nay forcing their mom to smoke. And with those adorable chubby faces...who can really say no?

9.09.2008

myspace martyr.


The definition of the term martyr via wiki:  (Greek μάρτυς martys "witness") is most commonly used today to describe an individual who sacrifices their life (or personal freedom) in order to further a cause or belief for manyI know.

I know, I'm late with this...but Levi Johnston (Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol's baby daddy) had a myspace page before he was yoked up by the republican party and turned into a beacon of morality and Christendom. Oh...and tricked into a new tattoo.


It read as follows:

"I'm a f**kin' redneck who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes. But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some sh*t and just f**kin' chillin' I guess. Ya f*ck with me I'll kick ass.....I don't want kids."


No kids huh? Whoopsi.......
While the media is entertaining the public questioning  whether Palin can handle her family and being the VP at the same time (in today's time this is known as sexism) and a relevant rhetorical scenario has been brought to light- IF OBAMA HAD A 16 YR OLD KNOCKED UP BY  A THUG within the same equivalence of Levi's myspace page-WOULD HE (OBAMA) HAVE A CHANCE?- I personally feel bad for this Levi kid. He definitely got the short end of the stick. Because if you think he had a choice about whether he was going to get married and have a baby....I think you are sorely mistaken. He is in fact the Republican mascot....ST LEVI of Alaska. Someone should build him a shrine and get to worshipping.  

Gotcha B*TCH

8.08.2008

edwards is WAY more interesting now.


I dont know about you, but I would've voted for him, if I knew about this beforehand.


Ewww, and this.


Classic.