"Yeah Ok" Halloween Costume.

We are still talking about Halloween right? If so...check out this scray muther f*ckin costume.

I just want to say that I was not always the zombie loving scary movie fanatic I am today. If I saw this thing walking down the street when I was a kid....CHA! And I don't know when Halloween became a day time thing, but I use to go when the sun went down.

Let's just say...my clutch white ninja costume I wore from '92-'96 , would not have been able to be recycled the following year.

The Linkdown: After a Snowfilled Halloween.

1. Epic Zombie pumpkin carving.

2. Banksy makes his wealthy contribution to occupy wallstreet. To be a rich well fed artist.

3. In celeb Halloween costume news: Coco goes for gold again, the Today show makes fun of the royal wedding, Snookie insults the Thundercats and Kiedi Klum wins once again. The real story of Halloween however is what happens to super "stars" when they park in handicap spot. Usher cant dance his way out of this one.

4. Finally...a useful app for creatives.

5. Rihanna gets a little druggy in her new video with dude that sort of looks like Chris Brown. Eh...who cares?

6. Barbie...never one to run out of ideas.

7. The color palette of good vs evil. I think this translates into real life. I work with this guy who stay wearing purple. And you can tell me he's NOT trying to take over the world.

8. Jay Z is gonna be in a cartoon. He is a camel....jk.

9. What Smurfs looks like in real life....still kinda cute and cudely....in a creep sort of way.

Just in time for Halloween.

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Halloween Light Show.

And you thought houses with lights were limited to Christmas. (That's what I thought atleast).

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Doggie Costumes.

Just like last year.......dogs in costumes. ADORABLE!

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Jersey Shore Jr.

This is what Halloween is all about. Memo to my future children....you will have no decisions/choice in you halloween costumes. Fuck princesses and Spider man.....my kid will be culturally relevant on Halloween. Win.

"Ittttt's Oooonnnnnnssssiiieee Tiiiiimmmmmme."

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Ahaaaa....too soon?

Genius and relevant.

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Halloween Wrap Up.

I had a good one. Me and the Mrs dressed up as Cruello Devil (emphasis on the "O") and a sexy Dalmatian. Side note: If your hair is covered in spray on paint, make sure you have a back up plan, cause if you just drunkenly get in bed like everything will be ok....it wont. But it was all good cause we came home with the gold for "Most creative Costume of the Night."

Also had a Halloween party, where we had a pumpkin carving competition. The above is what my team came up with. Ahem:::My idea:::Ahem. We hooked up speakers behind the semi carved pumpkin playing their youtube hits for the world. Dodson vs McMillan. If you aren't socially connected to the world, you may not get the references....and that's your fault. Also, McMillans's song is kinda hot...no?

So...all in all, good Halloween. Completely makes up for last year when I suffered to the hands of bronchitis. Though I must admit...Halloween is a little bit more fun when you have a bottle of codeine. How was yours?

Halloween Countdown 3:Doggy Costumes.

Top 40 Best Dog Costumes. I cant promise you that all the dogs look happy, but I can promise you that what youre about to see is the most acceptable form of pet torture known to man. And...the Antoin Dodson doggie above, is only ranked number 14!

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Halloween Countdown 2: Bedroom Intruder Costume.

I mean...it's kinda ridiculous what people become famous for these days. But if you recall Antoine Dodson who had a most ridiculous news interview ever, that was aired and then autotuned into fame. Well, if you thought performing the smash youtube hit at the BET awards was ridic, there's a Halloween costume. And you can buy it at bedroomintruder.com, where it's already on sale.

"Run and tell that."

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Halloween Countdown 1: Porn Star, Wars.

I do this every year. You knew it was coming. I'm just saying...we are making giant leaps and strides in this particular area, no? These are completely themed and yet completely slutty at the same time. Kudos, I applaud thee. See you soon Halloween.

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Halloween?

How was it? What did you dress as? Any ridiculous decisions made? I have to live vicariously through you...cause I contracted bronchitis over the weekend and was forced to stay in. I know....sad. I had a sweet costume too. Instead my girlfriend babysitted me and I watched The Shining. Yea....sad.

Halloween Countdown 7: Halftone Comic Book Character.

Very cool. 

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humpday h-ween style!

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Here is why these songs relate:
1. this song is the ultimate h-ween song. duh!
2. cause there are lurkers everywhere and esp on Halloween
3. Shit...my mind place tricks on me and mostly during Halloween. HA
4. HELLO!!! all the freaks are out this weekend. inhibitions out the door!
5. This song is why the freaks are out at night.
6. Mos def there will be bunch of these roaming the streets on fri and sat.
7. and def ya have to move on to the next one.
8. this song is titled Spiderwebs.

PS. i ll be the freddy kruegerette seen below. but instead of slutting it up im going to be slutting it down. (my face will be burnt off, but will still have sexy legs) I mean you cant go full slut, got to keep it original. hahahha!

peace!

Thats all.

Halloween Countdown 6: Sex Up Anything.

Just incase you thought there was an outfit you couldnt slut up. Hey....you can even slut up an angel costume. Do it. Do. It.

Halloween Countdown Prt 5: Kim Zolciak

This is a spoof, but I would f*cking love to see a group of girls do the Real Housewives of Atlanta? Serious props to anyone who pulls that off. You need a giant woman. A blond wig. Bad attitudes...and just pretend that you have southern wealth. Or should I say....Atlanta Wealth. 

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Halloween Countdown Prt 4: The Illegal Alien.

I laughed for a long time at this. Is that bad? Eh....Target took it down, it if was real in the first place. 

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Halloween Countdown Prt 3: The Slut Pup.

Everyone knows that Halloween is that special time of year when girls can get away with dressing like sluts and skanks. And we dont question them. Inversly so, we are allowed to oggle and harass them, and that's ok too. Well now, you can your pup involved. Introducing, Doggy Slutty Costumes. 

Go ahead...throw that dog a bone. 

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Halloween and Christmas.

Made me laugh. 

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Halloween Countdown Prt 2: That Kid From Where the Wild Things Are.

The whole concept of the movie is very unappealing to me. I think I have some allergy to over sized Muppet-like monster\creatures or something. I tried to watch The Never Ending Story the other day (even though I didn't like it as a kid), and I got the same feeling as when I accidentally see a Where the Wild Things Are preview. I'm just kinda put off by the whole idea. But whatever, if you brought this, I'm sure you'd be a hit at any halloween party. Now go forth and flourish.