The Linkdown.

1. Introducing the Puppy Bowl players.

2. With black hair...Kate Moss looks like a hot light skinned chic.

3. This is the real reason the Jets didnt win the playoffs. Sanchez is indeed dirty.

4. Rex Ryan's calm reaction to the "L".

5. Just a sip will get you HIIIGGGHHHH!

6. I didn't cry when I found out there was no Santa Cluase. But this....I feel like I should take her to small claims court.

7. When Tyra said androgynous...

8. UGGS that aren't that UGLY. Wow (still the logo).

9. What does American Apparel do when they think they have done every porn related ad there is. They draw it...

10. Finally, who does every single person in America want to be right now? Oprah's Half-Sister. Lucky bitch.

Tryranasaurus Rex was Attacked.

She don't take no sh*t. If she don't want to answer a question...she don't want to answer a question. See part 1 here. It's not an interesting as this part...but I must uphold this blogs journalistic quality...ahem...and show you the whole interview.

No Hair (but still a 6 head).

Our favorite Tyranasaurause Banks took her hair off on a recent episode of her show. For all of you who don't know...Tyra is well known for wearing a sh*t load of weave. Why is it on this blog? Well...I can;t answer that. All I want to say is that she looks 10 million times better in this 1:29 minutes than she has in a long time. There is a deeper seeded cultural issue at hand, but I refuse to touch it. 

America's Next Top Alliterate Model...Stampede.

The journalistic integrity of this article is staggering.

Pandemonium erupted outside an "America's Next Top Model" casting call in midtown yesterday when an overheating car triggered a stampede of catwalk-craving cuties.Screaming as they ran for their lives, hundreds of hotties in heels toppled over barricades along W. 55th St. after several people in the crowd started yelling, "There's a bomb!"By the time the model madness ended..."

On a side note: I was suppose to be in the middle of that stampede with my girlfriend (for her auditions). I would formally like to thank Delirium and Jameson for hindering my morning activity (aka not getting trampled on). True story.

Virginity for Sale.

Meet Natalie Dylan. She is the person of the day (nay, person of the month). Natalie recently went on the Howard Stern show and said that she's been forced to sell her virginity, because her stepfather took out a student loan in her name, and she's unable to finance her education. 

*crickets*

She said, "I don't have a moral dilemma with it. Why shouldn't I be allowed to capitalize on my virginity? I understand some people may condemn me. But I think this is empowering. I'm using what I have to better myself."

So, that's crazy right? Only in America can you sell your cherry and claim that it's for educational purposes. Sally May can make a girl do that type of sh*t. It's really creepy. But do you know what's creepier...? this clip of Natelie meeting a bidder on the Tyra show. The bidder's name is Lee and he is offering $1 million. If he is the highest bidder...he wins. And if this clip doesn't make you cringe, you lose...at being human.

"I want her, I want her virginity."

I can't even think of anything witty to say here. I'm both confused and scared. Kudos to Tyrannosaurus Banks for keepin in gangsta on both of them. I may have to file this under "too real" as well. Feminism at it's finest? Double Standards? Lazy whore? Or a byproduct of American culture? 

And some people think that we really don't need to tax the rich more (they are literally buying virginity)? Aren't we in a recession?

too much free time.

it the midst of making yet another season of top model (none of which produced a top model), Trya got a bright idea. And Harper's Bazaar went along with it. 

Here is Tyra as Michelle Obama.

Tyras inspiration: Jackie Kennedy

"I watched the John Adams series on HBO, and I was so taken by her that I Googled everything I could," says Trya.

Aha...if everyone had the liberty to do everything and anything that came to mind after watching an HBO original series......oh the freedom. You don't even want to know what I would do. 

Wait,what was the point of this post again?

Side note: I saw Marvita from ANTM on 8th ave last Saturday. She was literally handing out fliers on the side walk. Compelling....isnt it? 

tyra moments.

why?.....why not?

Trya is always saying that she wants to be the next Oprah right? Well...to that i am saying, the key word is "quality."


Why? why? why? why? why? Why couldn't you get them regular ipods. Why shuffles? Are you making a sly subliminal remark...or is your show too cheap? Quality.




Really? Is that the best you got? Peeing tips?


But your a model. I mean..that's the only reason you have a show. And...well, you have been hitting the twinky aisle a little hard lately. And, you got some extra meat. So....yeah, your fat.
BTW, she ended that rant with "kiss my fat ass." And I would...if I could get pass the eighthead.


And this is to show that she isn't the brightest crayon in the box. Sitting 101.



And this is simply is not up to Oprah standards.


and we will through this one in there from her other show....

Temper, temper Tyranasauraus Banks..




All in all...she's an idiot. She shoulda never retired.
But I Love her.