Whiskey.

Man up. Drink whiskey.

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Pre-made Jack and Whiskey?

Jack Daniel's Tennessee Honey - King Bee - (2011) :30 (USA)

Yes Please! Minus the giant killer bee.

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A Stella Christmas.

Santa's driving drunk this year. Don't bring no sloppy ish to my house Nicholas. Thannks Puerto Rico for the warning.

Agency: Eje Sociedad Publicitaria, Puerto Rico

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UK Drinking Ads (a sad, sad state of drinking affairs).

This binge-drinking PSA is from the U.K. by ad shop Atticus. It's suppose to gross us out. I say..."Eh....."

Don't get me wrong. It is gross to see people face down in their own puke. But if 5 beers or 4 shots puts you over the edge.....then you deserve to be puking in a dirty public bathroom by yourself. According to this spot, Brits need to man the f*ck up. Light wieghts get no sympathy from me.

Drink or go home. And I you made it to the bathroom, how the hell did you miss the toilet?

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Vintage beer can design.

All I can say is that being an alchy must've been tough back in the day. Alway looking like you were drinking from a gasoline container and ish. Lol.

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I Want It: The Six Pack

The SixPack by OOOMS design

Much like Christian over at idea Drunk....I want one (or 3) real bad. 

Cause I'm a classed alcoholic. And don;t you forget it.

next time youre tailgating or just an alcoholic

try this.


and this


papa bert is a sneaky one!

The Linkdown: Post Turkey Edition.

1. Not-Right Nativities.

2. Megan Fox goes spread eagle. First thing she has ever done that was more weird than sexy.

3. You can get anything on craigslist.

4. When a relative asks, "What exactly do you do?" This is the wisest answer.

5. How ideas die.

6. The World's Strongest Beer in Scotland. 32% , I want it in my belly now. 

7. Bin Ladin Bites!

8. Foot Pajamas for grown ups. The best part is the drop seat...so you never ever have to take them off.

9. The perfect umbrella for the Gentleman Warrior.

10. The Hand Job ring. Finally, jewelry that that really gives back.

The Linkdown.

1. I absolutely don't think you want a man to carry a (your) baby. I'm a whiskey drinker myself. In a Whiskey world...you pass out alot.

2. The best girlfriends will pose naked to help advance your career. Fact.

3. Ninja Hoodies? Don't you mean, nuclear holocaust survival apparel?

4. This, is what I'm talking about. If you can be thwarted by dolphins, then imagine what a Seagal Solution could wrought upon an underdeveloped enemy.

5. However, those Somali Pirates are on the come up...when it comes to social media.

6. Ewwwww, gross. The ad. The logo. The concept. All of it is gross.

7. Oprah Tweets...Shaq corrects her. The un-funny part is that my mom just asked me if I "Twatted"? True story. I hate twitter. There ...I said it.

8. Google says men are into hair down there. So It must be true. Next stop...wikipedia.

9. Why it sucks to have made it through the cuts.... Now if by sucking, you mean paying your bills and feeding your children? Then, yes...it sucks to still have a job.

10. Danity Kane is officially dead. And I am official in mourning.

A Little Back Story Ad.

Let's be honest, Heineken and Corona are brews for amateurs. But still...both are always a safe bet. So its nice to see a little back story here in this spot. That guy at the end who catches the flipping bottle...that's skill (like circus skill). Makes me wonder though...what type of back story do you think we would've seen if someone had dropped a roofie in that open unattended bottle?

Agency: McCann Erickson, Dublin

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The Linkdown.

1. More pics from Where The Wild Things Are...the movie. Whap whap.

2. Damn, now I know why retouchers get paid the big bucks.

3. Payed for by Gay People Who Are Really Sorry. As it should be.

4. AIG memo...for their own safety.

5.  If it really went down like this...then perhaps Rihanna deserves to learn a lesson. No?

6. Sicktomato. Ummmm, genius.

7. Irish people have stopped drinking. The apocalypse.

8. Pharrell dances for a Big Mac at breakfast time-impossible.

America's Next Top Alliterate Model...Stampede.

The journalistic integrity of this article is staggering.

Pandemonium erupted outside an "America's Next Top Model" casting call in midtown yesterday when an overheating car triggered a stampede of catwalk-craving cuties.Screaming as they ran for their lives, hundreds of hotties in heels toppled over barricades along W. 55th St. after several people in the crowd started yelling, "There's a bomb!"By the time the model madness ended..."

On a side note: I was suppose to be in the middle of that stampede with my girlfriend (for her auditions). I would formally like to thank Delirium and Jameson for hindering my morning activity (aka not getting trampled on). True story.

Great Spots drink Heineken.

I like that feeling you get when you are watching a spot and your brain is literally putting together the pieces before it is seen. And though you know (or at least think you know) the payoff seconds before hand...the fact that you figure it out, makes it all the better. That's what makes this spot a brilliant piece of creative.

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Breaking News/PSA/Warning.

Apparently DC just approved "emergency legislation" that allows restaurants and Bars to be open 24/7 during Obama's Inauguration. 

The D.C. Council approved emergency legislation this evening that will allow District bars, nightclubs and restaurants to serve alcohol until 5 a.m. — three hours later than usual — and remain open for food around the clock from Jan. 17 until the morning after Obama’s swearing-in Jan. 20

VIA the Washington Post

Emergency? What emergency? Is there an epic lack of alcoholism in DC I don't know about? 

To all my readers/Friends/associates....this is a historic moment. Don't f*ck this up shuck'n and jive'n down there on the Mason/Dixon line. 

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