New AIDS ads...

Are silly. The cartoon approach works sometimes.....but clearly, not all the time.

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Banking in Czech Republic.

Line: "Enjoy the first banking transaction."

Get the background here. But basically...take out $10, have a screaming "O." Allegedly.

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Taste the Rainbow (and hit it from the back).

Skittles - Newlyweds - Dir. Cousins [Not affiliated with Wrigley or Skittles. Contains explicit content not suitable for minors] from Cousins on Vimeo.

Apparently....not a "real" spot. But I figured it was good enough for a "hey...I'm back." Hey guys, I'm back. I can can taste you satisfaction.

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Sex is no accident. Wrap it Up...

...says MTV. I think it's nice. Not sure is the comic book style is relevant to the MTV viewers. But I guess the imagery is shockingly funny enough to make preteens and college kids alike read it.

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Touch Me.

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Have Sex with a Guy with a Mustache Day.

I just went clean shaven....but no worries. Im gonna jump on this boat. Mustache...here I cum. I mean come.

Shaun...you so nasty.

ADC does Toy ads.

Ive been meaning to post these for a while. At first I wanted to show the teddy bears rough last minute sex on the couch. But the the cocain squikys made me laugh. But you cant just ignore the rule of threes. So I posted them all. These are for the AD Club in Germany. It's the latest self aggrandizing sex ads for people and from people who make ads themselves. Things doing sex seems to be a running truth for people in advertising. Line: For those who play seriously.

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Rape Ads.

So, I guess in Australia this ad above for CK denim is waaaaaay to racey. Australia's Advertising Standards Bureau said the following about

"...The Board considered that whilst the act depicted could be consensual, the overall impact and most likely takeout is that the scene is suggestive of violence and rape...The Board considered that the image was demeaning to women by suggesting that she is a plaything of these men. It also demeans men by implying sexualised violence against women."

Ouch. Four malnourished models in one place. They were probably trying to eat each other. Cause you know....CK jeans are tight. And you have to be skinny to fit them. Anyways....seriously, in this case...it appears that America has a thicker skin than the rest of the world. Wow. I must admit, as I get older Australia is losing its coolness...more and more.

Girls are Pigs.

But only if you wear these cloths from this particular vendor.....riiiigggghhhttt. I know exactly how this guy feels.

Sidenote: The guy's accent made it so, I couldnt think of anything but Lord of the Rings the entire spot. My precious denim.....


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"How to Score" with Tron.

"...at long last, everything a boy nerd needs to know about procreation, but was afraid to ask. One of WonderHowTo's boy nerd friends crafted twenty glorious and oh-so-important positions for your viewing pleasure. Nine months from today Geek Nation’s population will swell. Watch out world!

Introducing the geek version of the Kama Sutra: SCORE - a users guide to sexual positions."

see it all here. I guess...it's not suitable for work.

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One Night Stand.

One Night Stand from Jack Tew on Vimeo.

Directed and produced by Jack Tew and Dave Humphreys.

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Who's the good little sex doll maker?

"Her lips are full and pink. Her teal green eyes are intense and inviting. Her black eyeliner accentuates her high cheekbones and her strawberry hair complements her light African skin. Her metallic halter dress holds her supple thighs and pushes on her round breast. She is the result of careful attention and workmanship. When you see her up close, you can’t help but stare. At $6000, she’s certainly not a cheap date. For creator, Matt McMullen, she's a work of art. For everyone else, she's a Real Doll."

A tour inside the Real Doll factory with the man behind the company, Honey Pie. Some people are just born to make masturbatory receptacles that are shape like women, right? They are called artist.

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Missed connection (literally).

"I am a very understanding person."

This is very female James Bond. Back when I did meaningless office jobs to stay alive, I use to check craigslist on the regular, for entertainment. If I had read a "missed connection" post with the down right quality and hilarity of this one...it would've change me life. Reading it now- jaded after years of office work and life, I laugh and move on with a learning curve. Hide small electronic devices when having casual sex with strangers.

P.S. Did you get my connection joke? *Vagina connection*

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"Le Male."

I mean...do I really have to say something here? Look at the bottle. The bottle has a buldge. You know, just incase you weren't sure that it was in the shape of a man. Also...this is probably the most useless microsite I have ever seen. 

And who exactly is thier audience?

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Lethal Weapons.

Pretty good spot from MTV. Besides the implication that guys are the only one that can spread the disease....

Agency: Lowe London


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The G Thrust.

Yeah...you know what this video is about. Yet another sex toy. But with an actual instructional. I know I couldn't have been a model. Cause something would've gone down (or up) with or without the g thrust. Justin definitely shoulda tried to hit it after. And by hit it I mean "have sex with his instructional partner," not actually Chris Browning anyone.

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My Problem with the new sexy ads spot where your own cloths cock block you.

1. This is a completely unrealistic scenario. I have yet to meet a dude that would let a phone call get in the way of  a hook up. Actually...I got left at a bar this weekend by a friend I hadn't seen in months, at a bar while he was in town to visit, just for the mere prospect that he was getting some action that night. In conclusion....being a guy, I know that a simplr phone call could not have gotten the best of any man...in the world. Truth.

2. That girl was really easy to please. Like....really easy.

3. I used the word cock in the title of this post....and for that I apologize.

I'm trying the ignore the pervert move of the guy in the spot sniffing his pants. The music was good. It was sexy. But pants replacing a dude...there's a hole in the plot there.  Fashion ads strike again.

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Who to Screw.

sex signs

the pros and cons of hooking up with each astrological sign.

ARIES (March 21–April 19)
+ Feisty
– Bossy

TAURUS (April 20–May 20)
+ Sensual
– Predictable

GEMINI (May 21–June 20)
+ Playful
– Fickle

CANCER (June 21–July 22)
+ Tender
– Primitive

LEO (July 23–August 22)
+ Romantic
– Entitled

VIRGO (August 23–September 22)
+ Giving
– Needs direction

LIBRA (September 23–October 22)
+ Natural
– Passive

SCORPIO (October 23–November 21)
+ Passionate
– Cold

SAGITTARIUS (November 22–December 21)
+ Exciting
– Selfish

CAPRICORN (December 22–January 19)
+ Always improving
– Uptight

AQUARIUS (January 20–February 19)
+ Doting
– Robotic

PISCES (February 20–March 20)
+ Intuitive
– Lazy

Read more here

A Four Minute Demo....to Masterbate?

This is possible the most complicated sex toy I have ever seen. I also got a little confused. Happy Friday!!!

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AIDS is like having sex with Hitler. Duhhhh!

A hot and heavy sex scene with Hitler....because AIDS is a mass murderer. The only comment I have is, why did it take so long for someone to make this Hitler-AIDS connection and execute it in an ad?

Wow. Check out the print executions here and here. Not the best photoshop I've seen in my life. At least the spot has that skinemax feel to it. I always wondered what Hitler's "O-face" looked like. All they are missing is Tom Cruise watching from a dark corner (in the name of scientology) and whispering "Valkerie was a great movie" to himself.  BTW, the spot may be a little NSFW. 

Agency: das comitee, Hamburg, Germany (allegedly)

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UPDATE: Video was taken down on youtube. Try to see it here.