"...at long last, everything a boy nerd needs to know about procreation, but was afraid to ask. One of WonderHowTo's boy nerd friends crafted twenty glorious and oh-so-important positions for your viewing pleasure. Nine months from today Geek Nation’s population will swell. Watch out world!
Introducing the geek version of the Kama Sutra: SCORE - a users guide to sexual positions."
"Her lips are full and pink. Her teal green eyes are intense and inviting. Her black eyeliner accentuates her high cheekbones and her strawberry hair complements her light African skin. Her metallic halter dress holds her supple thighs and pushes on her round breast. She is the result of careful attention and workmanship. When you see her up close, you can’t help but stare. At $6000, she’s certainly not a cheap date. For creator, Matt McMullen, she's a work of art. For everyone else, she's a Real Doll."
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1. An oil spill on any website.2. The NY Post takes the World Cup loss with class and grace.4. Homemade Old Spice commercial. This is what your little boy can smell like.5. Another American Apparel ad. Pornography.6. This is how you loose your job...when you work for the President.7. What the taiwanese do with their free time. (NSFW).8. No really...why advertising sucks. Ouch.9. This, is how you burn some carbs...10 hour tennis match.
"A pornographic magazine for the blind has been launched - complete with explicit text and raised pictures of naked men and women...Among the 17 raised images include a naked woman in a 'disco pose', a woman with 'perfect breasts' and a 'male love robot'."
"And one of the things that he [his friend] said to me, that I think is an astonishingly insightful remark. He said, 'all pornography is homosexual pornography because all pornography turns your sexual drive inwards. Now think about that. And if you, if you tell an 11-year-old boy about that, do you think he’s going to want to go out and get a copy of Playboy? I’m pretty sure he’ll lose interest. That’s the last thing he wants'."
1. Finally. The Crack App. Models around the world are confused.3. I'm famous...well, my blog is. Well...4.Old men fighting! You must watch it....it's hysterical.5. Giselle poses with black guys. Interracial porn?7. DISNEY mind blowing....starts here.9. Poor Jon & Kate. What did Kate think was going to happen? She's a B*tch.
Now, I've talked about American Apparel's racy approach to marketing before. While the street ads always made me a little uncomfortable, their website made me feel like a voyeur. Well, it appears that they have taken it "to the next level." They are now simply putting out porn. The general assumption made about the ad above is that it is for thigh high socks. But the one thing you should be clear on is that those pink boxes covering the models no, no (or yes, yes depending who, where and what you're up to) are not actually part of the ad. Evilbeet did some censoring for us. You will have to read more about it there...and see the nakey pictures that go with it. This is a family friendly blog (today). 
I was going to write captions under each photo, but my mind was way, way, way in the gutter. The last photo is my favorite. I can only imagine: 1.) Threesome on top of the coffin, 2.) The dead guy in the coffin getting out = foursome. 
