The Social Shower Curtain.

A little much....but if you are interested...

VIA copyranter

The ABhancer.

The only thing it dramatically enhances is stupidity.

VIA likecool

Diesel's Fresh and Bright Super Heros (with bottomless wallets).

When in doubt....porn them out. I could care less about this. What I want to complain about is why Diesel thinks they can sell underwear for $26. For one damn pair???

If I ever purchases one pair of undies for over $20, you all better watch the f*ck out. Cause I will be wearing them for atleast 2 weeks straight (that's 3 packs od Hanes-including weekend wear...inwhich changing is negotiable). Starch stench...I'll be.

VIA deisel

Stupid Stamp: Logo Development

Client: "So, we love this new logo you made for us."

Agency: "Great, that is our job. To make work that represents you and your company."

Client: "And you did just that. I (we) have one more question...."

Agency:  "Just as a side note, we have started rebranding all of your company  material. Letter Head. Company spin offs. Website. So...what's on your mind?"

Client: "Can you make our logo look more like yours?"

Agency: "We Sure Can."

I just witnessed this go down today. And besides being the one to develop the logo in the first place....let me tell you why there is a list called Smart Things to Do, and why this move is not on it.

A) Your telling your creative (aka Your bread and Butter) that innovative and new ideas are not only unappreciated, but in all likely hood...will never see the light of day

B)You are telling your client that you don't have the balls to back your own work and that in the long run you will do whatever they say

C)You are also letting the client know-informally- that your logo and branding is not unique nor is it special enough to fight for it's autonomy within any known marketplace

D) The last and probably the most important...you are telling the world that you can only produce one type of design solution

The Stupid Stamp doesn't even begin to cover how wrong this situation is. It's the very definition of anti-successful business running. I'm pissed. This is NOT how you keep employees.

"I don' think there is anything wrong with getting breast implants as a Christian....I don't see anything in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants." 

-Carrie Prejean, former Miss California runner-up says 

in a interview with Christianity today

Taking advice from an undercover porn star on religion makes about as much sense as throwing boiling water in your own face.

VIA gawker

"David was very interested in investigating and disclosing secret societies...What that means is connected to martial arts and his interest in martial arts...And so there is a suspicion that if there was some foul play, that that may be the first area where they should look."

-David Carriadin's Family

suggests that a secret Ninja sect was responsible for the death of his brother.

(reports The NY Post)

Though death is never funny, did anyone ask Uma Therman where she was all last week? Cause if not...a few celebs may want to go into hiding.

The "Real" Humpty Dumpty.

Hollywood has officially run out of ideas. 

Teabagging! Really Republicans?!?!

Since when did it become acceptable to say teabagging on TV? Rachel Maddow had a collection of such comments.

This is proof that they are lying about the Young Republicans, they would never have co-signed on teabagging ANYONE with a straight face.

I swear, those Republicans really know how to make themselves look ridic whether it's with a gay scandal, a plain old DUI or extramarital affair (Isn't this Fossella guy a catch?).

Though you can really tell they value diversity with these two:

Oh and they value family too... Levi Johnston vs. the Palins

And they think we liberals have no moral compass! If you want us to believe you are worldly, this isn't the way to go...

Cajones, Big Ones

I want to meet the culturally insensitive prick who came up with this idea: Diet Tea

I want to ask a giant WTF, dumb dumb?!?!?!

But then again, you can't even be mad. You have to want to spit in the face of the person who
1) Thought this ad was brilliant
2) Paid this shit-for-brains agency to make something funny and thought that this was it

When your "E" should an "A".

Somewhere in our lovely nation, a Burger King shut down for their lack of  "Meet." I was going to ask which one was more sad; the fact that a brand ran out of meat in 2009 or the fact that someone (probably a manager) could not spell the word meat?

But as I was typing...I realized the answer. 

VIA consumerist

how to ruin a kids life 101.

Meet Adolf Hitler Campbell. He isn't the cutest kid in the world. Infact, he is down right frightening. But be is a baby...so you cant be mad at him for his name. However, you can be mad at is his parents. They named their other two kids JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell.

It's Adlof's birthday today. He is turning 3. And like an white trash family, his parents went to ShopRite for his birthday cake. Unbeknown to them...they would not be leaving with a birthday cake. Because ShopRite refused to make a cake with the name Adolf Hitler on it. 

"We believe the request ... to inscribe a birthday wish to Adolf Hitler is inappropriate," said Karen Meleta, a ShopRite spokeswoman.

Denied.

I always said that I would never give my kids ethnic names. I think it's a pleasant surprise when it comes to sending out your resume for a job (Tyler...Nathan...Peter...Jack...) and then showing up (gotcha b*tch). This is like 10 times worse. These parents deserve to catch a backhand to the face because this cake fiasco is only the beginning. How many schools do you think will willingly accept young Adolf and JoyceLynn Aryan Nation? How many holocaust history classes and black history months do you think these kids will get through without an ass whoppin? They might as well just lock the kid up for wife beating and tattoo swastikas on his chest now. It will save him some time and energy. They just ruined this kid's life before it even began.

F*ckin Pennsylvania.

VIA bossip

"Not ready for War."

Dont' let the door hit you on the way out you dummy. Bye, bye, Bye.

D.A.R.E. gone wrong.

I might send this to Plaxico's attorney. It could literally happen to anyone people...anyone! 

"I am the only one in this room, that I know of, professional enough to carry this glock(sp?) 40." 

Email to my CW:
-"That guy is all man."
-"Minus the smart part."
-"Intelligence doesn't make a man...a gun does."

-"And a beard. That's what he was missing." 
 

At first I thought he did it on purpose (syyyck!!!!), he is a f*ckin dumbass cop. So many dummies...not enough good ones. A loaded gun in a school...come on dude??? 

VIA elitaste